Dog Mom Fur Life Ceramic Coaster
$8.90
Keep your surfaces safe and your sass on display. This premium ceramic coaster—with a non-slip cork back—is perfect for hot drinks, cold brews, and chaotic tail-wagging beverage bumps. Available in round or square, because not all dog moms color inside the lines.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : custom pet parent decor, dog mom ceramic coaster, funny drinkware accessory, non-slip sass circle, sarcastic table saver
Say goodbye to water rings, coffee chaos, and the occasional dog-induced spill with the Dog Mom Fur Life Ceramic Coaster. Made from premium ceramic with a non-slip cork backing, this classy little coaster handles hot mugs, cold drinks, and everything in between—while keeping your surfaces sassily protected.
Available in round or square (because we support coaster-shaped equality), it’s wipe-clean easy and durable enough to survive even the clumsiest caffeine-fueled mornings. Whether you’re sipping with your snuggle buddy or hosting a judgmental brunch, this coaster adds instant charm and functionality with every cup.
🎯 Key Features:
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Premium White Ceramic: Stronger than your willpower at a bake sale. Durable, sleek, and perfectly Instagrammable.
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Cork Backing: Non-slip, no-slide, no excuses. Keeps your coaster (and your dignity) in place.
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Hot & Cold Drink Friendly: Whether it’s a triple-shot espresso or a regret-filled iced tea, this coaster’s got you covered.
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Two Shape Options:
– Round (4.06”): For the free-spirited drinker.
– Square (3.94”): For those who like their corners sharp and their coffee stronger. -
Wipe-Clean Surface: Spilled something? No problem. Just wipe and pretend it never happened (like that thing your dog chewed last week).
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Gently wipe with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
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No scrubbing, soaking, or dramatic dishwasher monologues
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Definitely not chew-proof—keep out of paw’s reach
📏 Size Guide:
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Round: 4.06″ x 4.06″ – Cozy and circular, just like your dog’s favorite nap position.
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Square: 3.94″ x 3.94″ – Clean edges and slightly more judgmental energy.
💡 Pro Tip: Get one for every surface your drink might land on—or better yet, use them to silently remind guests that coasters exist for a reason. Pair it with a matching mug, a sarcastic placemat, and the distant sound of your dog slurping from their bowl for a full sensory experience.
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