Dog Mom Fur Life Camouflage Trucker Hat (Embroidery)
$29.02
Because nothing says “I run this pack” like camouflage and dog hair. This embroidered trucker hat is your official uniform for dog walks, treat runs, and passive-aggressively judging leashless owners at the park. Stylish in the front, breathable in the back—just like your parenting style. One size fits most heads, egos, and messy buns.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : camo trucker cap, Dog Mom Hat, embroidered dog lover gear, funny pet parent fashion, fur-covered and fabulous
This isn’t just a trucker hat—it’s a lifestyle choice. The Dog Mom Fur Life Camouflage Trucker Hat is for the fierce, the fabulous, and the slightly fur-covered. Whether you’re trekking through the wilderness or tracking your Pomeranian through the local coffee shop, this embroidered camo cap announces to the world: “Yes, I have dog hair on everything. No, I don’t care.”
Made with a rugged 100% cotton front for your style game and a 100% polyester mesh back to let your scalp breathe (because even dog moms sweat), this low-profile, structured beauty is built for comfort, endurance, and chasing your dog down the street when they spot a squirrel.
🎯 Key Features:
-
Structured, 6-Panel Construction: Built tougher than your dog’s chew toy. Sturdy shape, low-profile attitude.
-
2 Sewn Eyelets: Eyelets, not eye-rolls. (Though your dog might still give you one.)
-
6 Rows of Visible Stitching on the Visor: That’s six rows of “Don’t mess with me, I’m a dog mom.”
-
Adjustable Plastic Snap Closure: One size fits most noggins, from petite pup princesses to Great Dane goddesses.
-
Matching Fabric Under-Visor: Because style shouldn’t stop just because you’re in the shade.
-
One Size Fits Most: Unless your head is shaped like a fire hydrant, you’re good to go.
-
Blank Product Sourced from China: Woven with ancient wisdom and possibly a little dog magic.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because even hats get slobbered on:
-
Spot clean with a damp cloth.
-
Don’t machine wash unless you like “trucker beret” chic.
-
Air dry only. Just like your dog after a bath—no dryer, no drama.
📏 Size Guide:
-
Circumference: Designed to comfortably fit most adult heads—whether you’ve got a ponytail, a bun, or a full-blown dog mom halo of frizz.
-
Height: Low-profile crown that sits snug without making you look like a cartoon trucker from 1994.
-
Visor Width: Wide enough to block out the sun (and judgmental stares from non-dog people).
-
Visor Length: Just the right length to throw shade—literally and figuratively.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this hat with a leash, sunglasses, and a tired dog for maximum authority at the dog park. Bonus points if your dog is wearing a matching camo bandana. Extra bonus if you both ignore the neighbor’s cat with synchronized side-eye.
#DogHairDontCare #CamoAndCanines #AlphaDogMom #FurRealFashion #TruckerHatTails
One size Circumference, in 22.05 – 24.41 Height, in 5.51 Visor width, in 9.06 Visor length, in 2.76 -
Price range: $8.57 through $11.12