Dog Mom Fur Life Bottle Opener
$9.43
Pop bottles like a pro (or at least like someone who survived the day with a dog and minimal damage). With two built-in openers and a magnetic back, this fridge-friendly lifesaver is always ready for your next “I need a drink” moment—fur babies not included.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : bark and brew, canine cocktail gear, dog mom gifts, funny bottle opener, paws and pilsners
Is it a bottle opener? A fridge magnet? A canine-coded conversation starter? Yes. The Dog Mom Fur Life Bottle Opener does it all—except walk the dog or do the dishes (we’re working on it).
With a sleek 3″ bottle cap-shaped design, this two-in-one tool opens bottles with style and sass. Stick it on the fridge (yes, it’s magnetic), admire its glorious dog mom vibes, and always be ready when hydration (or celebration) calls. Matte finish, vibrant colors, and judgment-free function included.
Perfect for opening beer, soda, or whatever fizzy thing gets you through Tuesday after your dog chews your shoe again.
🎯 Key Features:
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Two-in-One Opener: Includes two opening mechanisms so you’re never left twistin’ and prayin’.
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Magnetic Back: Slaps onto the fridge like a passive-aggressive reminder that it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
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Unique Bottle Cap Shape: Round, charming, and always ready to pop off.
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Vibrant One-Sided Print: Crisp, bold graphics because your bottle opener should work and look cute.
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Compact & Lightweight: Just 3 inches wide—big enough to be useful, small enough to be dangerous if your dog gets it.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Wipe clean with warm water and dish soap
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Do not soak, scrub, or toss it in the dishwasher
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Keep out of dog reach—this thing opens bottles, not chew toy debates
📏 Size Guide:
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Diameter: 3″ – Perfect size for your hand, your fridge, or your “emergency drawer”
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Height: 0.67″ – Just thick enough to get the job done without bulking up your kitchen clutter
💡 Pro Tip: Get one for every room where a beverage might be needed (yes, including laundry day). Stick it on the fridge, stash one in the cooler, and be the hero at your next BBQ or bark-day party. Bonus: it doubles as a great “I didn’t know what to get you, but I know you like dogs and beer” gift.
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One size Height, in 0.67 Diameter, in 3.00 -