Dog Mom Fur Life Backpack
$51.57
Meet the backpack that carries your essentials, your dog’s toys, and your will to survive Monday mornings. Lightweight, durable, and padded for comfort—because hauling your dog’s entire lifestyle shouldn’t require a chiropractor. Fur, snacks, chaos? Stuff it in. This bag can take it.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : canine chaos carrier, dog mom backpack, funny pet parent gear, sarcastic travel backpack, stylish dog lover bag
Is your current bag bursting at the seams from dog treats, tennis balls, emergency lint rollers, and your rapidly declining patience? You deserve an upgrade. The Dog Mom Fur Life Backpack is here to haul your life—fur, snacks, and dignity included.
Made from lightweight-yet-tough polyester (just like your emotional resilience), this bag is roomy enough for both essentials and the 14 things your dog insists are necessary for a 15-minute walk. Adjustable shoulder straps and padded back support mean you’ll feel good even when your pup decides to chase squirrels uphill.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Lightweight Polyester: Wrinkle-resistant, quick-drying, and practically parent-proof.
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Padded Mesh Back & Straps: Your shoulders called. They said “thank you.”
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Four Compartments:
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Main zip pocket (13L of pure “why is this all mine to carry?”)
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Front pocket (for snacks—yours and theirs)
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Side bottle holder (for hydration or emotional support cold brew)
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Interior laptop sleeve (for pretending you’re organized)
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Zipper Closure: So nothing flies out when you’re running late again because your dog wouldn’t poop.
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Sewn-In Blank Name Tag: In case your dog claims it as their own and you need to reclaim ownership.
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Assembled in the USA: With a passport full of parts and pawsibility.
🧼 Care Instructions:
This backpack is going places—like the park, the vet, and the last shreds of your patience. Keep it clean:
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Evict all items (and dog crumbs) before cleaning
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Pretreat stains like you’re CSI: Dog Mom
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Mix warm water and detergent, use a washcloth or soft brush
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Let it air dry like the natural fabric diva it is
📏 Size Guide:
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Height: Tall enough to fit a laptop and the “backup leash.”
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Width: Just right for that “just in case” third bag of treats.
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Depth: Deep enough to question your life choices at the bottom.
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Fit: One size, adjustable straps—because your spine doesn’t deserve to suffer.
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Weight: Only 1.3 lbs, not counting your emotional baggage.
💡 Pro Tip: Use the inside pocket for your laptop, and the rest for your dog’s travel entourage. Just remember: no matter how well-organized it looks, you’ll still spend five minutes digging for your keys while your dog tries to kiss a stranger.
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One size Length, in 12.50 Width, in 5.00 Height , in 17.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 -