Dog Mom Fur Life Apron 5-Color Straps (AOP)

Welcome to the kitchen where Dog Mom Fur Life reigns and the only thing more unpredictable than the soufflé is the dog trying to lick the floor. This vibrant full-print apron is crafted from durable, spill-fighting polyester canvas that says, “Yes, I cook with flair and a layer of pet hair.”

With five fabulous strap color options—black, white, beige, blue, or pink—you can coordinate with your mood, your dog’s bandana, or your emergency wine. The tie-back closure offers a secure fit (important when the stove catches fire and you’re making a run for it), and the sewn-in care label means no laundry guesswork.

Whether you’re baking, grilling, or emotionally eating over the sink while your dog silently judges you, this apron’s got your back—and your front.

🎯 Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Canvas: Durable, comfortable, and less clingy than your dog during thunderstorms.

• Full-Length, One-Size-Fits-Most: Covers you from “Oops, I sneezed flour” to “Oh no, is that spaghetti on my shoe?”

• Tie-Back Closure: Easy to adjust. Impossible to ignore.

• 5 Strap Colors to Choose From: Match your vibe: Black (classic), White (chaotic), Beige (pretending you’re refined), Blue (cool and coping), Pink (baking with attitude).

• Sewn-In Care Label: Because nobody has time to Google “can I iron this?”

• Stain Shield by Attitude™: (Okay, not a real feature, but it does help keep mystery kitchen goo off your actual clothes.)

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because your apron will witness things it can never unsee:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle

• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low (don’t get too wild)

• Do not iron (unless melted cheese patterns are your thing)

• Do not dry clean (this apron isn’t trying to be fancy)

📏 Size Guide:

• Length: 31.5″ – Covers you from neck to mid-thigh, or at least the splash zone

• Width: 25.6″ – Wraps around you like a dog who thinks the fridge is about to open

• Waist Straps: 37.4″ each – Long enough to tie a bow or a fashionably frazzled knot

💡 Pro Tip: Mix and match strap colors to confuse your guests and distract from the fact dinner’s 40 minutes late. Also doubles as a snack-crumb shield, a makeshift towel, or a “do not talk to me until I’ve fed the dog” warning sign.

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