Dog Mom Fur Life Accessory Pouch
Price range: $8.43 through $10.38
Because your life’s a mess—but at least your pouch doesn’t have to be. The Dog Mom Fur Life Accessory Pouch (Flat Edition) is perfect for storing everything from lip balm to dog treats you swore were “for emergencies.” Stylish, zipped, and flat enough to pretend you’re organized.
Categories : Accessories, Travel Accessories
Tag : dog mom pouch, flat accessory bag, funny cosmetic case, stylish snack stash, zipped chaos controller
Meet the unsung hero of your daily dog mom survival kit: the Dog Mom Fur Life Accessory Pouch (Flat Edition). Whether you’re stashing makeup, receipts, secret snacks, or your last shred of sanity, this pouch has your back—flat, fabulous, and ready for action.
Constructed from wrinkle-free polyester tougher than your dog’s chew toy, it features a durable zipper with a gold puller for just the right amount of flair. Available in multiple sizes and lined with a mysterious laminate interior that probably knows your secrets.
It’s cute. It’s useful. And most importantly—it zips shut, unlike your mouth when someone disrespects dogs.
🦴 Key Features:
- 🧵 100% Spun Polyester: Wrinkle-resistant and always photo-ready, unlike your “I just took the dog out” look.
- 📸 Vibrant Colors: Printed with tech so advanced, even your dog would say, “Wow, that’s vibrant,” if they spoke English.
- 🔒 Zipper Closure with Gold Puller: Adds a touch of glam while bravely holding together your collection of lip balms and fur-covered mints.
- 🧻 Laminated Interior: Choose between white or black lining—depending on your mood or how likely you are to spill treats.
- 📦 Flat Corners: Sleek, streamlined, and stackable for when your “just one pouch” turns into a pouch army.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Remove all items (including mystery crumbs) before cleaning.
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Pretreat stains with a little detergent and emotional support.
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Gently scrub with a washcloth or soft brush, then let it air dry while you pretend you’re productive.
📏 Size Guide:
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Small: Perfect for lip gloss, pens, emergency treats, and your dog’s tiny fashion accessories.
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Large: Big enough for chargers, makeup, snacks, and that collection of “just in case” dog items you never actually use but can’t leave home without.
💡 Pro Tip: Use the small pouch to store essentials in your larger bag so you can say, “I’m totally organized,” even while frantically digging for gum. Bonus: your dog will think it’s a treat bag, which is great for getting their attention in public.
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Small Large Length, in 8.35 11.81 Height , in 5.98 8.35