Best Mom Ever Baby Beanie – Because Even Bald Heads Deserve Swagger

Your baby might not have hair yet, but that doesn’t mean they can’t already have better style than you. This Best Mom Ever Baby Beanie is soft, stretchy, and cozy enough to keep those tiny noggins warm, all while screaming, “Yes, my mom is fabulous.” Sized for infants up to 6 months, it’s basically the couture of baby headwear—minus the hefty designer price tag.

Key Features

• 100% Polyester – Because your baby doesn’t care about thread counts, but you do.

• Interlock knit – Smooth, stretchy, and ready to survive spit-up season.

• Printed on both sides – Double the design, double the compliments at Mommy & Me yoga.

• One size fits most – By “most,” we mean anyone under 6 months who isn’t auditioning for the NFL.

• Pre-constructed warning – Tiny seam creases may happen, but hey, so do blowouts.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (because hot water is for people without children).
• Do not bleach (unless you want sad, patchy beanies).
• Do not iron (seriously, who’s ironing a baby hat?).
• Tumble dry low (or hang it next to the baby monitor for maximum efficiency).

Size Guide

One Size – 7” wide x 7” tall. Fits infants up to ~6 months, aka the stage where they’re cute freeloaders and not yet walking off with your snacks.

Pro Tip: Pair this beanie with your baby’s best “judge-y stare” for maximum effect. It’s the perfect way to remind strangers at Target that yes, your child knows their mom is a legend.

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