Best Dog Mom Ever Quilted Table Runner – Because Even Tables Deserve a Glow-Up
$25.00
Add some personality to your table with this quilted polyester runner. Durable, stylish, and machine-washable—just like your sense of humor.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : best dog mom gift, Dog Mom Table Runner, funny dining accessories, Pet Lover Home Style, Quilted Table Decor
Your table’s been naked long enough. Drape it in dog-mom glory with the Best Dog Mom Ever Quilted Table Runner—aka the runway-ready fashion statement your dining space didn’t know it needed. Crafted from 100% polyester, this runner can take on spills, thrills, and the occasional paw print without losing its cool (unlike you when the dog snatches a breadstick).
At 14″ × 72“, it’s long enough to impress guests and short enough not to scream “try-hard.” The sleek grey backing adds elegance, while the bold front lets everyone know your table setting has gone full diva. Whether you’re hosting brunch or just displaying your dog’s food bowl like it’s fine china, this table runner brings top-tier tail-wagging style.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Stronger than your dog’s willpower around rotisserie chicken.
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Hemmed Edges – For that clean, polished look that says, “I have matching napkins… somewhere.”
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Grey Backing – Neutral, classy, and won’t clash with your chaotic centerpiece.
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Fade-Resistant Print – Holds up better than your resolution to stop feeding the dog at the table.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- Tumble dry low like a civilized adult.
- Do not bleach, even if your dog drops spaghetti on it. Just… don’t.
Size Guide:
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Width: 14.00″
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Length: 72.00″
Perfectly sized to run the table and run the show.
Pro Tip: Top with candles, a wine glass (or three), and your dog’s approval. Bonus points if you use it as a dramatic entrance cape before dinner is served. 🐾🍽️
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14” × 72” Width, in 14.00 Length, in 72.00 -