Best Dog Mom Ever Poker Cards – Dominate with Paw-sitive Vibes

This deck of poker cards is slick, stylish, and coated in enough UV gloss to reflect the gleam in your eye when you’re holding a royal flush. Made with premium 300gsm paper (translation: they feel fancy), these cards resist creases, cracks, and meltdowns after a bad hand.

You get 52 classic cards, 2 jokers (your dog counts as a third), and a crisp white box to keep it all together—even if your game face isn’t. Fully customizable backs mean every hand you play reminds the table who’s really boss: the one with the leash in one hand and a full house in the other.

✨ Key Features

• Premium 300gsm Paper:
  Thicker than your ex’s excuses. Smooth, durable, and classy enough to make your dog proud.

• Glossy UV Coating:
  Shiny enough to reflect your poker face—and possibly blind your opponents (legally, we’re joking… probably).

• One Custom Back Design:
  Your dog’s face? Your catchphrase? “Fold already, Karen”? Whatever it is, you own it.

• Standard Deck + 2 Jokers:
  Because life’s more fun with wildcards—and at least one friend who thinks Uno rules apply here.

• White Box Included:
  Chic, compact, and ready to be thrown dramatically onto the table when you yell, “All in!”

🧼 Care Instructions

Wipe with a soft, dry cloth. Do not feed to your dog or use as a coaster for your poker-night wine. Unless you really want to test the coating.

💡 Pro Tip: If you’re losing, distract the table by saying, “Wait, did my dog just eat the Ace of Spades?” Then play it cool. 🃏🐾

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