Home is Where My Dog is Women’s Midweight Cotton Tee
Price range: $21.02 through $24.65
The tee that says, “Yes, I tried today… but only because my dog guilt-tripped me into walking outside.” Soft, semi-fitted, and stubbornly pre-shrunk, it’s the perfect mix of comfort and “I look like I have my life together” energy—even if you’re just binge-watching with a snack in each hand.
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : cotton comfort queen, dog mom uniform, lazy chic essentials, paw print approved fashion, semi-fitted sass
This tee is like your dependable best friend—it listens, it hugs (in a semi-fitted way), and it’s always there when you realize all your “cute” clothes are in the laundry. Made from 100% cotton (or a cotton/poly mix if your heart belongs to Heather Grey), this shirt is comfy, pre-shrunk, and ready to endure countless laundry battles. Bonus: the cap sleeves add just enough sass to say, “Yes, I still tried today,” even if you’ve only left the house to walk the dog.
Key Features:
100% Cotton Power – Soft, breathable, and judgment-free (unlike your neighbor Karen).
Double-Stitched for Drama – Durable enough to survive tug-of-war with your dog and your dryer.
Side Seams that Actually Care – Holds its shape better than your last New Year’s resolution.
Neck & Shoulder Tape – Because no one likes a droopy neckline.
Semi-Fitted Silhouette – Hugs just enough without outing your post-burrito food baby.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, like your heart when someone interrupts your nap.
No bleach—this isn’t the 2000s and you’re not tie-dyeing.
Tumble dry low, because shrinkage jokes aren’t funny in laundry.
Iron on low, if you’re into that sort of domestic sorcery.
Do not dryclean—save that for your imaginary couture gown.
Size Guide:
S: For the “I still fit into my high school jeans” crowd.
M: The Switzerland of sizes—neutral, reliable, and always works.
L: For when comfort beats contouring.
XL: Embraces curves, snacks, and Netflix marathons equally.
2XL: Extra room for extra pizza.
3XL: Spacious enough to sneak in your dog under the tee (not that we recommend it… publicly).
Pro Tip: Wear this tee when you want to look effortlessly cute but also like you could break into a power walk at any moment. Pair with leggings, jeans, or the kind of sweatpants you swear you’ll only wear at home but then “accidentally” wear to Target. Your dog already approves—why are you still hesitating?
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 17.00 19.00 21.00 23.00 25.00 27.00 Length, in 25.50 26.00 27.00 28.00 28.50 29.00
Price range: $21.02 through $24.65
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