Home is Where My Dog is Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
Price range: $21.70 through $28.65
Slip into comfort so soft it feels like a hug from your dog (minus the drool). This unisex softstyle tee is lightweight, durable, and stylish enough for brunch but cozy enough for napping with your furry overlord. Warning: may cause uncontrollable smugness when people ask, “Where’d you get that shirt?”
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : canine casual wear, dog parent tee, fur baby uniform, paw-some fashion, walkies-ready wardrobe
Meet the t-shirt that’s basically the Swiss Army knife of your wardrobe—comfortable enough for Netflix binges, stylish enough for brunch, and durable enough to survive your dog jumping on you after a mud bath. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (aka cotton that got the spa treatment), this tee delivers cloud-level softness without sacrificing strength. With a crew neckline that says “classic” and a fit that says “I may or may not have borrowed this from my significant other,” it’s the everyday shirt you’ll accidentally wear three days in a row. Don’t worry, your dog doesn’t judge.
Key Features:
Without side seams – Because who needs fabric speed bumps rubbing under their arms? Not you.
Ribbed knit collar with seam – Stretchy, bouncy, and keeps its shape like a dog begging for snacks.
Shoulder tape – Reinforced so your shirt doesn’t stretch out faster than your patience during bath time.
Soft fabric magic – Specially spun fibers make this tee feel smoother than your dog’s freshly groomed ears.
Tear-away label – No more scratchy tags digging into your neck. Your dignity remains intact.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F) with similar colors—dog fur doesn’t count as a color, but good luck avoiding it.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry if you enjoy feeling superior.
- Do not bleach, do not dry clean (unless you’re trying to give your dry cleaner a laugh).
- Iron on low heat if you actually own an iron.
Size Guide:
XS (16” x 27”) – For people who still fit into jeans from high school.
S (18” x 28”) – Slightly more room for snacks and sarcasm.
M (20” x 29”) – The “safe bet” size.
L (22” x 30”) – For people who like a little breathing room… and extra pizza.
XL–5XL (24”-32” widths, 31”-35” lengths) – Because life’s too short for shirts that feel like sausage casings.
Pro Tip: Buy two: one for you, and one as a backup for when this tee inevitably becomes your “favorite shirt” that you can’t be seen without. Also, it’s scientifically proven* that your dog will shed less when you wear it. (*Science = me making this up, but it feels true.)
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