Home is Where My Dog is Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee

Finally, a V-neck that doesn’t scream “I’m trying too hard.” The Home is Where My Dog is Unisex V-Neck Tee blends lightweight comfort, classic style, and just enough sophistication to trick people into thinking you planned your outfit. Whether you’re headed to brunch, the dog park, or just trying to survive a video call without looking like you rolled straight out of bed (again), this tee has your back—and your neckline.

Key Features:

• Lightweight fabric – 4.2 oz of breathable, wear-all-day comfort that won’t make you sweat like you just chased your dog around the yard.

• V-neckline – Because sometimes your collarbones deserve their five seconds of fame.

• Retail fit – Slim enough to look polished, loose enough to hide your snack stash.

• Ethically made – Manufactured under a strict no-sweatshop policy, so your conscience is as comfy as your torso.

• Tear-away label – No more scratchy neck tags ruining your zen.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm (like the gentle hug of a dishwasher for your clothes).
• Use non-chlorine bleach if you’ve lived too recklessly with ketchup.
• Tumble dry low or hang it up and pretend you care about the environment.
• Iron if you must, but let’s be honest—you won’t.
• Do not dry clean (your dry cleaner has suffered enough).

Size Guide:

• XS: For humans who still shop in the kids’ section but won’t admit it.

• S – M: Everyday fit, like your “normal human” disguise.

• L – XL: Room for snacks, dogs, or existential dread.

• 2XL – 3XL: Generous sizing for maximum comfort and zero judgment.

Pro Tip: Pair this tee with confidence, your dog, and maybe a coffee. Voilà—you’re officially “effortlessly stylish.” (Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone it was actually effortless.)

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