Home is Where My Dog is Unisex Cut & Sew Tee (AOP)

Finally, a tee that does more than just sit there and absorb nacho cheese stains. This unisex cut & sew tee is built from 100% polyester, which is basically fashion’s way of saying “I will not shrink, wrinkle, or surrender no matter what you put me through.” Lightweight, breathable, and soft, this shirt feels like a cuddle from your dog—but without the fur tumbleweeds and drool streaks. Bonus points: it’s tagless, so you won’t be scratching like a flea-ridden pup halfway through brunch.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Strong, durable, and stubbornly loyal, just like your dog when you try to eat a sandwich in peace.

• With Side Seams – Keeps the tee in shape, even if you’re spiraling out of it.

• Ribbed Knit Collar with Seam – Holds itself together better than you do during a sad dog movie.

• Shoulder Tape – Adds durability because your dog will absolutely jump on you mid-laundry fold.

• Regular Fit – Not painted-on tight, not parachute loose. Just right, like Goldilocks but with less breaking and entering.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (like your dog’s judgmental stare).

• Gentle cycle (because you don’t need more chaos in your life).

• No bleach (your dog already thinks you smell weird enough).

• Tumble dry low (translation: don’t roast it).

• Do not iron (polyester laughs in the face of heat).

• Do not dry clean (because you’re not that fancy).

Size Guide:

S – XL to 3XL:

• Small: For those who still think they’re “fun-sized.”

• Medium: The universal size of indecision.

• Large: AKA “yes, I’ll have seconds.”

• XL: For dog owners who keep bending down for belly rubs.

• 2XL: A little extra room for snack storage.

• 3XL: Because your dog isn’t the only one who deserves comfort.

Pro Tip: This tee is perfect for disguising dog hair (if you pick the right print) and even better for pretending you “just threw something on” when in reality you planned this outfit to match your dog’s harness. Pair it with confidence, sneakers, and the knowledge that your dog loves you no matter how many coffee stains you’ve added to the “design.”

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