Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Shorts (AOP)
Price range: $23.28 through $26.10
Built for lounging, lunging, and low-key living your best life, the Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Shorts are the ultimate excuse to skip jeans forever. With fabric softer than your dog’s ears and a fit that hugs you tighter than a golden retriever with separation anxiety, these moisture-wicking wonders say, “Yes, I work out… emotionally.” Whether you’re dodging social plans or jogging after your dog’s latest squirrel scandal, these shorts have your back—and backside—covered.
Categories : Leggings & Loungewear, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : dog mom shorts, funny women’s activewear, paw-sitive fashion, stretchy sasswear, sweatproof sass
Behold, the holy grail of multitasking legwear! Whether you’re sprinting after your escape-artist pup, melting into the couch for a Netflix binge, or just trying to survive a heatwave with dignity, the Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Shorts are here to support your questionable life choices in comfort and style. With a faux suede finish so soft it might make your dog jealous, and a skinny fit that hugs tighter than your dog when thunder strikes, these shorts are your new go-to for both “I’m totally working out” and “Yes, this counts as dressing up.”
Key Features:
Moisture-Wicking Fabric: Because sweat is nature’s glitter and we simply must manage it with flair.
Brushed Faux Suede Finish: Softer than your dog’s belly fluff. Probably.
Skinny Fit: Leg-hugging magic that says “yes, I have style” even when you haven’t left the house in three days.
Vibrant All-Over Print: So eye-catching, it’ll distract people from your lack of motivation.
Printed-In Size/Care Label: No itchy tags = fewer public scratching incidents.
Care Instructions:
Because life’s messy (like your dog’s paws):
❌ Do not dry clean (this isn’t a ball gown, Karen)
❌ Do not iron (unless you enjoy melted dreams)
❌ Do not bleach (it’s not 2003)
✅ Line dry
✅ Hand wash (bonus workout!)
Size Guide:
These aren’t just shorts. They’re a lifestyle. Choose wisely:
XS: For the woman who only eats air and affection from dogs.
S: Perfect if you casually jog… to the fridge.
M: Regular walkies = regular fit.
L: Comfy enough for stretching or aggressively lounging.
XL: Snug like a pup in a blanket burrito.
2XL: Big on comfort, big on “I didn’t choose the dog life. It chose me.”
Pro Tip: Pair these with your “Don’t Talk to Me, I’m Talking to My Dog” tee and some iced coffee. Then pretend you’re going for a run while actually heading to the drive-thru. We support your journey. Unconditionally. Just like your dog. 🐾
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XS S M L XL 2XL Waist width, in 13.50 14.49 15.51 16.73 18.27 19.76 Outseam, in 12.75 13.13 13.50 13.87 14.25 14.63
Price range: $27.67 through $29.18
Price range: $23.28 through $26.10