Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Zone Performance T-Shirt
Price range: $24.55 through $27.03
This ultra-light, moisture-wicking tee is your go-to uniform for dog walks that turn into accidental cardio. With UPF 40+ sun protection and an athletic fit, it keeps you cool while your dog pretends not to hear you shouting “COME BACK!”
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : athletic dog parent apparel, funny dog workout shirt, moisture wicking dog mom tee, performance t-shirt for pet lovers, squirrel chasing uniform
This shirt is here to support you—emotionally and physically—through every single sprint, snack run, and squirrel-chasing emergency. Made from 100% moisture-wicking polyester (yes, the fancy kind), it’s lightweight, athletic, and engineered to say, “I am outdoorsy… if you count walking the dog 14 times a day.”
Designed for maximum coolness (both literal and figurative), it wicks away sweat like your dog wicks away dignity in public. It also blocks the sun with UPF 40+ protection—because you’re too fabulous to fry—and stays bright thanks to color-dyed wizardry that resists fading, no matter how many hose-downs you survive.
🚀 Key Features:
- 100% Moisture-Wicking Polyester – Keeps you dry when your pup drags you into cardio situations you didn’t agree to.
- Extra Light Fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) – So light, your dog might mistake you for a frisbee.
- UPF 40+ Sun Protection – Because sunburn is not a vibe.
- Cationic Dyes for Color Fastness – Your shirt stays bold and bright, unlike your voice when your dog ignores you.
- Athletic Fit – Hugs in the right places, forgives in the others.
- Heat-Seal or Tear-Away Label – A fun surprise! It’s like a label lottery.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Built for performance, not drama. Keep it simple:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- No bleach (we love our vibrant chaos)
- Do not tumble dry (air dry like your dignity after slipping on a tennis ball)
- No ironing – wrinkles are earned
- No dry cleaning – this isn’t a red carpet
📏 Size Guide:
- Extra Small (XS) – For compact humans and snack-size dog lovers.
- Small (S) – For agile walkers and moderate treat dispensers.
- Medium (M) – The golden retriever of sizes: dependable, loved by all.
- Large (L) – Roomy enough for a full lung scream when your dog bolts.
- Extra Large (XL) – For maximum arm-swinging during leash tangos.
- 2XL – All the space you need to stretch, sweat, and dodge dog drool.
💡 Pro Tip: Wear this shirt for everything from agility runs to emotional support trips to the pet store. Add leggings, a leash, and a “treats in my pocket” attitude and you’re ready to outpace both sunburn and small talk.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 31.50 Width, in 18.50 20.00 21.50 23.00 24.50 26.00 Sleeve Length, in 17.62 18.50 19.37 20.25 21.12 22.00
Price range: $24.55 through $27.03