Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Price range: $35.73 through $40.57
Because wrangling your dog, your coffee, and your dignity requires a shirt that won’t quit. The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is your go-to uniform for walkies, snuggles, and pretending you’re not covered in fur. It’s comfy, durable, and ethically made—unlike your dog’s decision to eat half a sock this morning.
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : Dog Mom Humor, fur life fashion, heavy cotton tee, sarcastic pet apparel, unisex dog lover shirt
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a lifestyle choice endorsed by fur, slobbery kisses, and the unwavering belief that your dog deserves at least half the bed. Made from 100% ethically harvested US cotton, this heavy cotton tee is soft, breathable, and tougher than your dog’s opinion about the mailman. Whether you’re chasing tennis balls (for your dog, obviously) or dodging another surprise vet bill, this tee’s got your back—literally and figuratively.
Key Features:
- 100% Cotton Fabric: Durable, breathable, and soft enough to nap in—right after your dog claims the couch.
- Classic Fit: Relaxed enough for weekend lounging, formal enough for surprise vet visits.
- Tear-Away Label: Because your neck deserves freedom too.
- No Side Seams: Seamless comfort, so you can focus on more important things—like what your dog just ate.
- Reinforced Shoulders: For when life (or your pup) puts some weight on you.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (your dog might not understand laundry day, but you should).
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not iron.
- Do not dry clean (unless you also dry clean your chew toys).
Size Guide:
- Small: For those who can still hold their pup in one arm and their coffee in the other—basically magic.
- Medium: Ideal for the average dog parent with above-average snack distribution skills.
- Large: For humans who need a little extra wiggle room (probably from dodging zoomies).
- XL: Built for bold bark-lovers who like their shirts like their personalities—extra roomy and full of character.
- 2XL–5XL: Because loving your dog comes in all shapes and sizes, and you deserve a tee that fits like a hug from your favorite furry overlord.
Pro Tip: Pair with dog hair and a slight coffee stain for that “I totally have my life together” look. Bonus style points if your dog matches your outfit. (They always do. It’s science.)
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