Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex French Terry Hoodie
Price range: $39.94 through $48.80
For the love of dogs (and your wardrobe), meet the hoodie that says, “Yes, I do own more pictures of my dog than of my family.” Crafted with buttery-soft French terry and just enough recycled polyester to keep your conscience warm too, this hoodie is the holy grail of canine-cozy couture. Whether you’re chasing tail (yours or your pup’s), sipping puppuccinos, or simply existing in stylish denial of your social calendar, this hoodie’s got your back—literally and emotionally.
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Tag : cozy pet parent gear, dog lover fashion, Dog Mom Hoodie, sarcastic hoodie style, unisex french terry sweatshirt
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s your emotional support garment. The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex French Terry Hoodie is here to hug your soul (and your torso) with every wear. Made with premium 3-end French terry, it’s like your dog’s ears—soft, loyal, and constantly complimented. The regular fit ensures you can still reach for snacks and belly rubs, while the looped-back fabric caresses your skin smoother than your dog’s passive-aggressive side-eye. It’s lightweight, breathable, and perfect for those who want to feel cozy while pretending they didn’t just cancel plans to hang out with their dog. Again.
Key Features:
- French Terry Royalty: Made with 3-end French terry—think soft-on-the-inside, sleek-on-the-outside. Like a mullet, but fashionable.
- Drawstrings of Authority: Dyed-to-match drawcords with metal grommets, because you’re in charge (except when your dog isn’t).
- Seamstress Sorcery: Double-needle topstitching on all seams for that “I actually care about quality” feel.
- Tear-Away Tag Freedom: Because nothing ruins a mood like an itchy neck in a dog park standoff.
- Eco-ish Conscious: Solids are made of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester. Heathers get even wilder.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
- Tumble dry low.
- No bleach.
- No ironing (your dog wouldn’t approve).
- No dry cleaning unless your hoodie wants to be kidnapped by fancy hangers.
Size Guide:
- XS: Feisty minimalist or teen with style.
- S: The “I might borrow your hoodie” size.
- M: Average human who carries dog treats in every pocket.
- L: Snuggle size for one human and a medium dog.
- XL: Ideal for hiding snacks AND small dogs.
- 2XL: Blanket-mode activated.
- 3XL: Hoodie? Or luxury robe for two? You decide.
Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with a latte, unbrushed hair, and a 40-minute conversation with your dog about whether squirrels have a vendetta. Extra points if you make it your personality trait.
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