Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Faded Shirt
$34.48
Because plain shirts are for people who don’t have dog hair as a fashion statement. This unisex faded tee delivers vintage vibes and everyday comfort with zero shrink surprises—just like your dog’s ability to take up 90% of the bed. Pre-shrunk, soft, and stylishly worn-in, it’s the perfect tee for dog moms, dads, and anyone who’s ever canceled plans because “the dog looked sad.”
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : canine couture comedy, Dog Mom Humor, faded tee fabulous, fur-covered chic, vintage pet fashion
Tired of t-shirts that scream “new and boring”? Slip into this faded beauty that looks like it’s been through exactly one road trip, two concerts, and a lifetime of dog hair—but in the best way possible. Made from 100% preshrunk, combed, ring-spun cotton, this shirt brings you the soft, lived-in comfort of your favorite vintage tee without that suspicious attic smell. It’s retro, it’s rebellious, it’s ruff-reshing.
Key Features:
- 100% Preshrunk Cotton: So it won’t shrink—unlike your commitment to only owning one dog.
- Ribbed Collar: Flexes when you need it to and bounces back faster than your pup when you whisper “walk.”
- Side Seams: Holds its shape, even if you don’t after three helpings of pup-cakes at the barkday party.
- Shoulder Tape: Keeps the shirt from stretching out, unlike your patience during a dog park tantrum.
- Faded Finish: Gives you that “I’ve been a dog mom since before it was cool” aesthetic.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (because faded shouldn’t mean ruined).
- Do not bleach (your dog already took care of the stains).
- Tumble dry low (like your standards for canine behavior).
- Iron on low (but really, who’s ironing this?).
- Do not dry clean (unless your dog works there).
Size Guide:
- S: Snug but sassy
- M: Chill and charming
- L: Loose and lovable
- XL: Roomy for maximum tail-wagging freedom
- 2XL: Spacious enough for snacks and snuggles
- 3XL: Practically a wearable dog bed
Pro Tip: This shirt pairs beautifully with a leash in one hand and a large iced coffee in the other. Bonus style points if both are dog-themed.
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