Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Cotton Crew Tee
Price range: $23.73 through $33.52
Unleash your inner dog whisperer in style with the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Cotton Crew Tee—a shirt so comfy, even your dog will try to claim it as a new bed. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton softer than a golden retriever’s ears, this tee fits like a dream and wears like a lifestyle. Perfect for casual strolls, semi-formal slobber sessions, or just loudly identifying as the human behind the cutest four-legged dictator in the neighborhood.
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : canine fashion icon, dog mom tee, fur baby apparel, sarcastic dog merch, unisex dog lover shirt
Ever wanted to wear your canine obsession on your (short) sleeve and still look like you have your life mildly together? This premium cotton crew tee is your wardrobe’s equivalent of a belly rub—comforting, dependable, and guaranteed to spark conversation with fellow dog devotees. Light enough to survive summer walks and snug enough for winter snuggles, it’s the everyday statement piece for every slightly-obsessed dog parent.
Key Features:
- Ribbed Knit Collar with Seam: Stretches like your patience during bath time—snaps right back into place afterward.
- With Side Seams: Keeps its shape, even after the emotional rollercoaster that is finding out your dog ate your delivery.
- Shoulder Tape: Stabilizes the seams, so your tee doesn’t stretch out like your last shred of sanity at the dog park.
- Fabric Composition: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Heather colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester) – for when you want soft, breathable fabric that isn’t coated in fur. Yet.
- Lightweight Fit: The Goldilocks of tees—not too thick, not too thin, just right for any season or sass level.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your heart before you met your pup).
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron like it’s a napkin your dog hasn’t chewed on.
- Keep it cool and it’ll stay paw-some.
Size Guide:
No cryptic codes here—just real talk about real fits for real dog people.
- XS to S – For the lean, the agile, and those who still outrun their dog at the park (barely).
- M to L – Classic “I chase after dogs and snacks” fit. Comfortable, casual, and crowd-approved.
- XL to 2XL – For folks who love their roominess like their dogs love belly rubs.
- 3XL to 5XL – Extra love, extra lounge, and extra space for cuddles, snacks, and maybe a sneaky pup in your lap.
Pro Tip: Pair with muddy paw prints and a leash over one shoulder for the ultimate “Yes, I have dog hair on me and no, I’m not sorry” look. Add a treat pouch for maximum swagger.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 17.48 19.02 20.51 22.01 24.02 26.02 27.99 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99 34.02 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.09 7.48 7.87 8.27 8.66 9.06 9.45 9.84 10.24
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