Dog Mom Fur Life Relaxed Hoodie
$53.17
With a drop shoulder, kangaroo pocket, and fleecey goodness wrapped in a relaxed fit, this hoodie is the cozy chaos commander every dog mom deserves. Warning: may cause spontaneous naps and an unwillingness to wear anything else.
Categories : Cuddle-Ready Hoodies, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : dog mom relaxed hoodie, drop shoulder drama garment, hoodie with snack pouch, preshrunk cuddle gear, unisex fleece chaoswear
This isn’t just a hoodie. This is a lifestyle choice. The Dog Mom Fur Life Relaxed Hoodie is made with a medium-heavy 80/20 cotton-poly fleece blend that hugs your soul and forgives your schedule. Featuring a drop shoulder, kangaroo pocket, and self-fabric hood, it’s designed for max comfort and minimum adulting.
It’s also preshrunk (because the only shrinking we accept is our patience during bath time) and comes with a tear-away label, because itchy tags are for amateurs. Whether you’re snuggling a Shih Tzu or speed-walking a Husky, this hoodie says, “Yes, I’m a dog mom. Yes, I’m comfy. No, I’m not sorry.”
🧵 Key Features:
- 🧶 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester: Soft, breathable, durable — like your personality, but fuzzier.
- 🧥 Pullover Style with Drop Shoulder: Effortlessly stylish with a hint of “I tried but not too hard.”
- 🧤 Kangaroo Pocket: For phones, treats, and loose change you’ll never use but can’t throw away.
- 🪢 Ribbed Sleeve Cuffs & Self-Lined Hood: Keeps warmth in and nonsense out.
- 🚫 Tear-Away Label: Because nothing should poke you in the neck while you’re trying to live your best fleece life.
- 📏 Preshrunk: So it stays the same size even if your laundry decisions are questionable.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Keep your hoodie happy, and it’ll keep you cozy:
- 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- 🚫 No bleach (unless chaos is your aesthetic)
- ☀️ Line dry only — this hoodie prefers the fresh air life
- 🚫 Do not iron — wrinkles are character
- 🚫 Do not dryclean — we’re comfy, not fancy
📏 Size Guide:
- XS–S – For the snack-sized snuggler who thrives in leggings and chaos.
- M–L – Balanced like your coffee-to-anxiety ratio.
- XL–2XL – For full comfort mode and possibly hiding a full-sized Chihuahua.
- 3XL – Hooded perfection for those who like their hoodies big and their dog love bigger.
💡 Pro Tip: This hoodie is best paired with messy buns, unapologetic yawns, and a dog who thinks you are the walk. Throw it on for the dog park, pretend you’re running errands, then accidentally nap in it. The hoodie understands.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 21.25 22.50 23.50 24.75 26.00 27.25 28.25 Length, in 26.75 27.75 28.75 29.75 30.75 31.75 32.75