Dog Mom Fur Life Organic Staple T-Shirt
Price range: $21.72 through $29.62
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a declaration that you love your dog, care about the planet, and prefer your cotton pesticide-free (unlike your ex). Made from 100% organic cotton and zero guilt, this tee hugs you like your dog after you’ve been gone for 4.3 minutes. It’s soft, sustainable, and so eco-chic it practically composts bad vibes on contact.
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : Barking in Style, Compost Couture, dog mom fashion, Eco-Friendly Fur Life, Organic Sasswear
Say goodbye to pesticides and hello to paw-sitive vibes. The Dog Mom Fur Life Organic Staple T-shirt is spun from 100% combed organic cotton—because your skin deserves the best, and so does Mother Earth. With a fit that says, “I do yoga… or at least I wear the shirt,” this tee is your new go-to whether you’re walking the dog or judging people at the dog park.
✨ Key Features:
- 100% Organic Combed Cotton – Grown chemical-free, just like your love for dogs.
- Medium Fabric Weight (5.3 oz/yd²) – Not too heavy, not too breezy. Basically the Goldilocks of tees.
- Regular Fit – For a silhouette that flatters without feeling like a corset.
- Ribbed Knit Collar with Seam – Built for stretch, sass, and strength.
- Side Seams – Because we believe your shirt should have structure, unlike your last relationship.
- Double-Needled Everything – Durable enough to withstand dog hair, slobber, and emotional breakdowns.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30°C or 90°F)
- No bleach — this tee is too pure for that
- Tumble dry low, because shrinkage is tragic
- Do not iron, unless you’re into steam-based adventures
- Absolutely no dry cleaning — this tee doesn’t do fancy
📏 Size Guide:
- XS – “I steal hoodies from toddlers” – Perfect for tiny humans, fairy godmothers, and people who still shop in the kids’ section for fun.
- S – “I do yoga…or at least own the mat” – A snug but comfy fit for the dog mom who walks briskly through Target.
- M – “I woke up like this, and it’s fabulous” – Ideal for looking casually flawless while pretending you didn’t just wipe dog slobber off your pants.
- L – “I lift my dog daily and call it arm day” – Roomy enough to breathe, chic enough to judge from the couch.
- XL – “One with the couch, queen of the snacks” – Because comfort is a lifestyle and snacks are a sport.
- 2XL – “I contain multitudes… and snacks” – Relaxed, cozy, and ready to take on the world—or at least the dog park.
- 3XL – “I could start a cuddle cult and you’d join” – A soft, roomy hug disguised as a shirt. The ultimate comfy zone.
💁♀️ Pro Tip: Pair it with judgmental sunglasses and your dog’s most fabulous leash. Bonus points if your dog has a matching tee. Double bonus if they wear it better than you.
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