Best Dog Mom Ever Women’s Workout Shorts – Unleash Your Inner Alpha
$34.60
Whether you’re crushing reps or just chasing your dog around the yard like it’s the Olympics, these workout shorts have your back(side). Moisture-wicking magic, sass-powered seams, and enough stretch to survive leg day and belly rubs.
Categories : Leggings & Loungewear, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : best dog mom activewear, dog lover gym clothes, dog mom workout shorts, funny fitness apparel, polyester sports shorts
These shorts weren’t made for lounging — they were made for lunging… preferably toward the treat jar. Built for bold movement and bolder style, these dog mom workout shorts can handle squats, sprints, and spontaneous zoomies. They’re so comfortable you’ll forget you’re wearing pants, and so stylish even your dog will approve. Perfect for gym sessions, dog park domination, or chasing squirrels in style.
🦴 Key Features
- 100% Polyester Brilliance – Built tough like a Lab, dries fast like your dog’s attention span.
- Vivid All-Over Print – Because bland is for cats (no offense, but offense).
- Gusset Insert – Adds support for workouts and dramatic downward dog poses.
- Printed Size & Care Label – Because scratchy tags are for collars, not queens.
🧼 Care Instructions
- 🌀 Machine wash cold (just like your dog’s stare when you say “no more treats”)
- 🔥 Tumble dry low – or air dry while you nap
- 🚫 Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean (seriously, who irons shorts?)
📏 Size Guide (Imperial)
Size Waist Width (in) Hips Width (in) Inseam Length (in) XS 12.00 – 13.00 16.00 13.00 S 14.00 – 15.00 17.50 13.80 M 15.00 – 16.00 19.00 14.40 L 17.00 – 18.00 21.00 15.30 XL 18.00 – 19.00 22.50 17.40 💡 Pro Tip: Pair these shorts with your “Best Dog Mom Ever” attitude and a matching sports bra for a fit that screams I lift — and by lift I mean 40-pound bags of kibble.
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XS S M L XL Waist width, in 12.00 – 13.00 14.00 – 15.00 15.00 – 16.00 17.00 – 18.00 18.00 – 19.00 Hips width, in 16.00 17.50 19.00 21.00 22.50 Inseam length, in 13.00 13.80 14.40 15.30 17.40