Best Dog Mom Ever Women’s Thongs (AOP)

Because even under your “I have dog hair on everything” hoodie, you deserve undie-level greatness. Introducing the “Best Dog Mom Ever” thongs—made for those who fetch dog toys with one hand and dignity with the other. With a breathable, stretchy fabric and a waistband that doesn’t judge your post-snack bloat, these thongs are here to say: “Yes, I’m a dog mom. Yes, my underwear is fabulous.”

Whether you’re walking your pup, doing yoga, or just trying to survive a Zoom call while your dog squeaks a toy from hell, these thongs have your tail covered. Literally.

Key Features:

• Material: 97% polyester, 3% spandex—just the right amount of cling without the drama

• Fit: Regular fit (not too cheeky unless you are)

• Comfort: Wide black elastic waistband for that “I’ve got my life together” feeling

• Feel: Breathable, antimicrobial fabric because dog moms stay fresh

• Design: All-over print for maximum sass even if no one sees it (except your dog, probably)

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold (your thongs, not the dog), tumble dry low, no bleach, no ironing—these beauties are low-maintenance, just like your dreams.

Size Guide (because fit is everything):

• XS: Hip 13.2″, Height 7.1″

• S: Hip 14.2″, Height 7.5″

• M: Hip 14.85″, Height 7.9″

• L: Hip 15.65″, Height 8.5″

• XL: Hip 16.65″, Height 8.8″
  (Note: There’s a 1″ wiggle room—literally.)

Pro Tip: If your dog gives you side-eye when you wear these, it’s because they know you look better in underwear than they do in that banana costume you bought on sale. Jealousy is real.

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