Best Dog Mom Ever Women’s Polyester Yoga Shorts (AOP)

Let’s be honest—yoga pants are just formalwear for dog moms, and these shorts are the summer edition. Crafted from 100% Terylene (yes, that’s a real word), these babies stretch, shape, and sass their way through downward dogs and actual dogs who demand snacks mid-squat. High-waisted for maximum belly-hugging support, they’re perfect for workouts, walkies, or lying dramatically on the floor because your dog ignored you.

Are they comfy? Like, “fell asleep in them again” comfy. And yes, your dog will definitely try to sit in your lap while you’re wearing them. That’s just science.

Key Features:

• 100% Terylene – Feels fancier than it sounds, and your thighs will thank you

• 4-Way Stretch – Because flexibility isn’t just for yoga—it’s for snack runs and emergency squirrel chases

• High Waist – Snatches the waist, tames the fluff

• Medium Fabric (7 oz/yd²) – Not too light, not too heavy, just like your commitment to “just one dog”

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, just like your iced coffee

• Do not bleach (unless you’re going for that accidental tie-dye look)

• Hand wash if you really love them (and want bonus dog mom points)

• Lay flat to dry while your dog lays flat on top of them

Pro Tip: Pair with a dog, a messy bun, and the attitude of someone who absolutely did stretch today—even if it was just reaching for snacks on the top shelf. Bonus: these shorts double as a hair magnet for fur babies who love you too much to give personal space. 🐾🩳

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