Best Dog Mom Ever Women’s Bike Shorts (AOP)
Price range: $28.08 through $30.08
These Best Dog Mom Ever biker shorts are built for speed, sass, and spontaneous squirrel chases. With a mid-rise fit and enough stretch to survive leg day, Zoomies™️, and awkward squats in public, they’re the official uniform of women who walk their dogs like it’s a competitive sport—and look fabulous doing it. Bonus: they wick sweat, not dignity.
Categories : Leggings & Loungewear, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : best dog mom shorts, biker shorts with print, dog lover activewear, funny dog mom clothes, women’s pet apparel
Are you a biking badass and a snack-dispensing dog mom? Meet the shorts that were basically tail-wagged into existence just for you. These mid-rise, above-the-knee stunners are designed for speed, sass, and sniffy sidekicks. Whether you’re pedaling like you stole something or power-walking to the fridge, these shorts are here to flex (literally).
Key Features
88% polyester, 12% elastane
Built to survive leg day, laundry day, and spontaneous zoomies with your dog.All-over print
Because plain is for people who don’t talk to their dogs in full sentences.No side seams
Seamless fit, like your dog’s loyalty.Thin elastic waistband
Holds everything in place—except your dog’s attention at the park.Mid-rise, above-the-knee cut
Perfect for showing off those Best Dog Mom Ever thighs.
Care Instructions
No dry cleaning (we’re not that fancy)
No ironing (leggings don’t do wrinkles)
Line dry if you’re patient
Hand wash if you care
Cold machine wash if you’re realistic
No bleach unless you want to ruin your day
Size Guide (Imperial)
Size Waist (in) Hips (in) Inseam (in) XS 24.75 26.00 9.00 S 25.75 27.25 9.25 M 27.00 28.25 10.00 L 28.25 29.25 10.25 XL 29.75 30.75 10.75 2XL 30.50 31.50 11.25 Pro Tip: These shorts go great with confidence, a messy bun, and a leash in your hand. Bonus points if you yell “let’s ride!” and your dog immediately jumps in the basket (or just runs in the opposite direction).
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XS S M L XL 2XL Waist width, in 24.75 25.75 27.00 28.25 29.75 30.50 Hip width, in 26.00 27.25 28.25 29.25 30.75 31.50 Inseam length, in 9.00 9.25 10.00 10.25 10.75 11.25
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