Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Ultra Heavy Cotton Box Tee
Price range: $27.47 through $28.48
Looking for a shirt that says “I lift 60-pound bags of kibble and still have time to be fabulous”? Meet your new wardrobe MVP. The Best Dog Mom Ever Ultra Heavy Cotton Box Tee is built like a hug—oversized, thick, and full of love (and probably a little dog hair). Perfect for stylish lounging, hardcore treat-giving, and pretending your life is together.
Categories : Statement Tees, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : best dog mom ever shirt, funny dog mom t-shirt, heavy cotton box tee, oversized cotton tee, unisex dog lover shirt
This tee is not just heavy—it’s emotionally supportive. Made for the dog mom who’s had it up to here with cheap fabric and shedding… but still smiles through it. Crafted from ultra-heavy 100% cotton, this boxy beauty says, “Yes, I carry poop bags and impeccable fashion sense.” Oversized for drama, dropped shoulders for flair, and heavyweight so your shirt won’t run off when things get ruff.
Key Features:
- 100% Cotton – Like your dog’s loyalty, this fabric is pure and dependable.
- Boxy Fit – Because curves are cool but room to breathe is cooler.
- Dropped Shoulders – For that “I do yoga… or just nap a lot” silhouette.
- Classic Crew Neck – Timeless and tear-free (unless your pup chews it).
- Heavy Fabric (8.5 oz/yd²) – We’re talking blanket-level commitment here.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, because your shirt deserves a spa day too.
- Tumble dry low—unlike your dog’s energy at 6AM.
- Do not bleach, iron on print, or dry clean. Basically, treat it like your dog’s favorite toy: gently but with deep respect.
Size Guide (Imperial):
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in) XS 24.02 28.15 8.11 S 25.20 28.94 8.27 M 26.38 29.72 8.43 L 27.56 30.51 8.58 XL 28.74 31.30 8.74 2XL 29.92 32.09 8.90 3XL 31.69 32.48 9.06 4XL 33.46 32.87 9.21 5XL 35.24 33.27 9.37
Pro Tip: Pair this tee with oversized sunglasses, a latte, and a tiny dog with a big attitude. Bonus points if your playlist includes dog barks remixed over lo-fi beats.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 24.02 25.20 26.38 27.56 28.74 29.92 31.69 33.46 35.24 Length, in 28.15 28.94 29.72 30.51 31.30 32.09 32.48 32.87 33.27 Sleeve length, in 8.11 8.27 8.43 8.58 8.74 8.90 9.06 9.21 9.37 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
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