Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Stonewash Tank Top – For Biceps and Belly Rubs
$28.37
Sun’s out, puns out. The Best Dog Mom Ever Stonewash Tank is here to help you flex your muscles and your canine devotion. Made from pre-shrunk cotton with raw armhole edges and that vintage stonewash swagger, this tank says “Yes I lift—mostly treats and chew toys.” Perfect for beach days, gym reps, or just flexing your superior dog mom status in style.
Categories : Sun’s Out Tanks, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : dog lover summer fashion, Dog Mom Tank, Funny Pet Apparel, sleeveless dog mom shirt, unisex stonewash tank
This isn’t just a tank top. It’s a lifestyle. The Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Stonewash Tank is the ultimate uniform for the alpha of the dog park. Whether you’re tossing tennis balls like a champ or just trying to survive your daily zoomie ambush, this tank has your back (literally). With a stonewashed finish that screams “cool without trying,” and raw armholes that say “I totally lift (snacks),” it’s made for every dog-loving legend with a sense of humor and a soft spot for soft fabric.
Key Features:
- 100% Pre-shrunk Combed Cotton: So you don’t have to play laundry roulette.
- Stonewashed Finish: Gives you that effortlessly rugged “I hike with my dog” look—whether you do or not.
- Raw Armhole Edges: Just edgy enough to let everyone know your pup runs your schedule.
- Ribbed Collar: Stretches for easy on/off even during emergency treat alerts.
- Double Needle Bottom Hem: For durability when life (or your dog) pulls at loose threads.
- Regular Fit: Because you like your tanks like you like your dogs—loyal and relaxed.
- Sewn-in Label: No scratchy tag drama here, just smooth sailing and tail wagging.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (preferably after your dog uses it as a nap mat)
Tumble dry low like a chill dog mom
Iron low if needed (but let’s be real, you’re busy)
Do not bleach, unless your dog made that big of a mess
Do not dry clean—this tank isn’t high-maintenance, and neither are youSize Guide (Imperial):
Measurements refer to product dimensions (not your dog’s harness size)
- XS – Width: 17.72″ / Length: 27.17″
- S – Width: 18.90″ / Length: 28.35″
- M – Width: 20.08″ / Length: 29.53″
- L – Width: 21.26″ / Length: 30.71″
- XL – Width: 22.44″ / Length: 31.89″
- 2XL – Width: 23.62″ / Length: 33.07″
Pro Tip: Planning to wear it to the dog park? Add a treat pouch and sunglasses for maximum authority. And grab two—your dog’s gonna shed all over the first one before your coffee’s even kicked in.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 17.72 18.90 20.08 21.26 22.44 23.62 Length, in 27.17 28.35 29.53 30.71 31.89 33.07
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