Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Hoodie of Patriotism Warmth and Dog Fur

This hoodie is the American dream—if the American dream involved slobbery kisses, fleece-lined comfort, and a strong commitment to belly rubs. Crafted with heavyweight US-made fabric and enough softness to make your dog jealous, this sweatshirt won’t shrink no matter how many times your canine roommate “accidentally” washes it with tennis balls. Whether you’re walking the dog or dodging responsibilities, it’s got your back—literally.

Key Features

• 80% cotton, 20% polyester – Soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive life with a Labrador
• Heavyweight pre-shrunk fabric – Built for repeated wash cycles and impromptu dog baths
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings – Keeps you warm and hides bad hair days caused by dog mom duties
• Front muff pocket – Store treats, poop bags, or your dog’s third emotional support rock
• Made in the USA – Like your sense of humor and your dog’s deep mistrust of mailmen

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (like your coffee after five minutes)
• Do not bleach unless you want to explain the white spots
• Tumble dry low
• Iron on low or not at all, let’s be honest
• Do not dry clean unless you’re feeling fancy

Size Guide (Imperial)

• S: Width 20”  |  Length 27”
• M: Width 22”  |  Length 28”
• L: Width 24”  |  Length 29”
• XL: Width 26”  |  Length 30”
• 2XL: Width 28”  |  Length 31”
• 3XL: Width 30”  |  Length 32”
• 4XL: Width 32”  |  Length 33”

Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with dog hair and a strong coffee for the full Best Dog Mom starter pack. Bonus points if your dog matches your outfit in sheer attitude.

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