Best Dog Mom Ever Athletic Hoodie for High-Speed Walkies and Lazy Couch Sprints
$31.60
Being the Best Dog Mom Ever is a full-time job and this hoodie is your uniform. Made with 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex for maximum stretch during squirrel-related emergencies, it’s perfect for power strolls, fetch coaching and victory naps. Built for dog park legends and couch cuddle pros.
Categories : Cuddle-Ready Hoodies, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : athletic dog mom gear, Dog Mom Hoodie, funny dog lover gift, recycled hoodie, unisex dog hoodie
Who says being a dog mom isn’t a sport? Whether you’re chasing squirrels (on behalf of your dog of course) or speed-walking past the neighbor’s evil vacuum cleaner (aka their Pomeranian), this hoodie is your official athletic uniform. Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, it’s stretchy enough for tug-of-war and soft enough for post-walkie snuggles. And with a waistband label you can customize, you might even win Best in Show—if hoodies had competitions.
Key Features:
- 95% Recycled Polyester 5% Spandex – Because you’re a responsible athlete and a stylish recycler.
- Black Drawstring Hood – Adjustable for bad hair days and judgmental squirrels.
- Custom Waistband Label – Because your hoodie deserves a name too.
- Sewn-In Labels – So you’ll never forget how to wash out that surprise paw print.
- Unisex Fit – For all dog parents who love treats and hoodies equally.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold inside out like you’re hiding it from the dog
- Do not bleach—your dog doesn’t like chemicals
- Drip dry unless you enjoy wrinkled regret
- Iron low heat if absolutely necessary
- Do not dry clean unless your hoodie rolls in something unmentionable
Size Guide (inches):
Size Chest width (in) Body length (in) Sleeve length (in) XS 19.29 25.47 24.72 S 20.67 26.97 25.75 M 22.24 28.46 26.73 L 23.74 29.49 27.72 XL 24.72 30.47 28.74 2XL 25.75 31.22 29.72 3XL 26.73 31.97 30.75 4XL 27.76 32.68 30.75
Pro Tip: This hoodie pairs best with muddy paws and oversized sunglasses. Bonus points if you pretend the leash in your hand is a designer accessory.
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