Best Dog Mom Ever Hoodie for Queens of Canine Cuddles

Step aside royalty there’s a new monarch in town and she’s armed with dog treats lint rollers and a hoodie that says it all. The Best Dog Mom Ever King Hooded Sweatshirt is the official uniform for running errands walking royalty (aka your dog) and sipping coffee like it’s a full-time job. With fleece-lined coziness and a kangaroo pocket big enough for emergency snacks (yours or your pup’s) this hoodie says “I raise fur-babies not fools.”

Key Features:

• 80% Ringspun Cotton 20% Polyester: Because your majestic lifestyle deserves softness with a side of durability

• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: For warming hands hiding snacks and storing soggy tennis balls you meant to throw out yesterday

• Adjustable Hood with Matching Drawcord: Tighten for warmth loosen for drama

• Pre-shrunk and Fitted Just Right: Won’t mysteriously become your dog’s new bed after one wash

• Royal Certifications: Oeko-Tex PETA and GOTS certified which means guilt-free snuggles and sustainable sass

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart

• No bleach unless you like tie-dye surprises

• Air dry or tumble dry low unless you enjoy crop tops

• Iron on low heat but seriously why are you ironing a hoodie

• Do not dry clean unless you enjoy spending money unnecessarily

Size Guide:

(Imperial Measurements)

• XS – Chest: 18.9″ | Height: 25.2″
• S – Chest: 20.3″ | Height: 26″
• M – Chest: 21.7″ | Height: 26.8″
• L – Chest: 23″ | Height: 27.6″
• XL – Chest: 24.4″ | Height: 28.3″
• 2XL – Chest: 25.8″ | Height: 29.1″
• 3XL – Chest: 27.2″ | Height: 29.9″
• 4XL – Chest: 28.5″ | Height: 30.7″

Pro Tip: Layer this hoodie with your most judgmental dog-mom stare for best results. Bonus points if you pair it with leggings covered in paw prints and a latte that says “I haven’t slept since the puppy phase.”

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