Best Dog Mom Ever Unisex Fleece Hoodie for Humans Who Serve Snacks on Command

Being a dog mom is a full-time job—unpaid, slightly slobbery, and wildly fulfilling. So you deserve a hoodie that works as hard as you do (i.e., snuggling, walking, and distributing treats like it’s your religion). This fleece hoodie is made with a dreamy 65% cotton 35% polyester blend that’s soft enough to nap in, durable enough for 5AM potty walks, and stylish enough to make other dog moms say, “Where’d you get that?” Bonus: it’s got a kangaroo pocket large enough for your phone and three emergency Milk-Bones. You’re welcome.

Key Features:

• Premium Blend: 65% cotton 35% polyester—a fabric combo that says “I love you” in hoodie form

• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: For warm hands or sneaky treat stashing

• Drawstring Hood: Pull tight to block out wind and unsolicited opinions

• Double Needle Stitching: Because you need a hoodie that won’t fall apart like your willpower at the dog park

• Cotton Heritage Construction: Made for humans with dogs and dignity

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (aka “Don’t boil it”)

• No bleach (your dog wouldn’t like it either)

• Tumble dry low (preferably with tennis balls for extra fluff)

• Iron on low only if absolutely necessary (like a Zoom call with humans)

• Do not dry clean (your dry cleaner doesn’t need to know how much fur is involved)

Size Guide (in inches):

Fit is regular—just like your devotion to your fur child.

Pro Tip: This hoodie pairs best with dog hair and zero apologies. Layer it over your guilt from telling your pup “No more treats” and still handing one over 30 seconds later.