Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee
$29.08 – $32.37
This long sleeve tee feels like a hug from your dog—if your dog were 100% Airlume cotton and didn’t track mud inside. Lightweight, soft, and stylishly unfussy, it’s perfect for walks, snuggles, and pretending you have your life together (while covered in fur). Runs true to size, unlike your dog when you call them.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom long sleeve tee, everyday tail-wag fashion, funny unisex dog apparel, lightweight leash-wrangling gear, soft cotton fur magnet
Ah yes, the elusive perfect long sleeve tee — soft, stretchy, stylish, and just structured enough to make it look like you didn’t throw it on 30 seconds before barking “GET OFF THE COUCH” at your dog. The Dog Mom Fur Life Jersey Long Sleeve Tee is made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton so smooth, your dog will try to sleep on your arm.
With side seams for shape retention, shoulder tape for durability, and a tear-away label so your neck isn’t passive-aggressively itchy all day, this tee doesn’t just keep up with your lifestyle — it fully embraces the fur-filled, biscuit-crumbling, leash-dodging madness. Great for layering, lounging, and launching tennis balls with minimal judgment.
🌟 Key Features:
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100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (fiber content varies by color): Softer than a Corgi belly. Seriously.
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Lightweight Fabric (4.2 oz/yd²): Light enough for layering, tough enough for tug-of-war.
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Retail Fit: Not boxy, not clingy — just flattering enough to say “I do dog walks and drama.”
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Side Seams for Shape Retention: Because your shirt should hold it together, even when you can’t.
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Ribbed Knit Collar: Stretches but never sags — like your standards for dating, post-dog adoption.
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Shoulder Tape: Keeps the tee in shape through all the leash jerks and laundry cycles.
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Tear-Away Label: Zero scratch. Maximum smug comfort.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because even your go-to tee needs a spa day:
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Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
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Tumble dry low, like your weekend ambition
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Medium heat iron if necessary (but let’s be honest, you won’t)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed (like after a mud puddle incident)
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Do not dry clean — save that for wedding dresses and broken promises
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – “Tiny But Loud” Perfect for pint-sized dog moms with full-sized opinions.
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S – “Sassy & Practical” Slightly fitted, highly fabulous.
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M – “Multitasker’s Dream” Ideal for running errands, chasing your dog, and ignoring laundry.
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L – “Loose Enough for Snacks” Comfortable without losing all control.
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XL – “Extra Room for Treats and Regret” Slightly oversized for serious lounging and serious snacking.
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2XL–4XL – “Wrap Me in Fabric and Let the Dog Nap on Me” Maximum comfort. Maximum cuddles. Minimal regrets.
💡 Pro Tip: Style it with leggings, coffee breath, and a leash in one hand for that “effortlessly chaotic” look. Bonus points if your dog matches your energy — or your shirt.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 21.97 23.98 25.98 Length, in 26.97 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98 32.01 Sleeve length, in 25.00 26.93 27.17 27.56 27.95 28.35 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -
$27.22 – $33.27