Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex ComfortWash® Garment Dyed Crewneck Sweatshirt
$56.23 – $70.40
Stay cozy, look vintage, and scream “I love my dog more than most people” without saying a word. This ComfortWash® crewneck sweatshirt wraps you in cotton-rich nostalgia with just enough polyester to survive fur, drool, and the occasional treat smear. It’s garment-dyed, dog-approved, and sass-certified. Warning: may cause spontaneous tail wags and jealous side-eyes at the dog park.
Categories : Swimwear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : bark-tastic apparel, dog mom fashion, fleece of glory, paw-sitive vibes only, sweatshirt for dog whisperers
This isn’t your grandma’s sweatshirt (unless she’s a stylish dog mom too). The Dog Mom Fur Life ComfortWash® Crewneck is the retro-chic cuddle buddy you didn’t know your wardrobe was missing. Made by Hanes but sass-approved by fur parents everywhere, it’s garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look—like you’ve loved dogs and ignored people in style for years. From coffee runs to couch marathons with your pup, this pullover is soft, snarky, and ready for duty.
✨ Key Features
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Vintage Washed Goodness: Looks like it’s been on 1,000 dog walks—minus the actual wear and tear.
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Cotton-Rich Comfort: 80% cotton, 20% polyester means you get cozy without sacrificing breathability or dog-hair resistance.
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Lay-Flat Collar: Because we don’t do bacon necks here. Stay classic, not chaotic.
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Midweight Fleece: Warm enough for brisk walks, light enough to avoid breaking into a sweat when your dog pulls you toward a squirrel.
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DTF Printing: (Direct-To-Film, folks—get your mind out of the dog park) for crisp, vivid designs.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
- Tumble dry low, and avoid bleach unless you’re tie-dyeing with drama.
- Medium heat, for ironing if you’re feeling ambitious.
- No dry cleaning—your sweatshirt is a rebel.
📏 Size Guide:
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Small: For dog moms who still think lapdogs should stay in laps.
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Medium: The golden retriever of sizes—balanced, dependable, universally flattering.
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Large: For layering, lounging, and looking chill even when your pup just peed on your shoe.
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XL–3XL: More room for snacks. And snuggles. Mostly snacks.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with leggings, your dog’s judgmental stare, and that “I came for coffee, not conversation” aura. It’s the ultimate look for walkies and weirdos alike.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL Body Length, in 27.50 28.50 29.50 30.50 31.00 31.50 Chest Width (Laid Flat), in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Sleeve Length, in 34.00 35.25 35.88 36.38 37.38 38.13 Size Tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -
$27.22 – $33.27