Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Varsity Hoodie
$40.50
Varsity vibes meet dog mom pride. This hoodie’s got all the classic jock swagger—with none of the locker room smell. Made for champions of couch cuddles and walkies, it’s cozy, stylish, and comes with enough flair to make your dog jealous. Warning: may cause spontaneous fetch games and snack hoarding.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine campus style, dog mom varsity hoodie, fetch fashion, hoodie with dogitude, pawsitively preppy
Step aside, high school quarterbacks—this varsity hoodie is here to win MVP in Cozy, Stylish, Dog-Loving Excellence. Made with a championship blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester (and a few special combos depending on color), this hoodie has all the flair of your old letterman jacket—but with fewer football games and more dog hair. With its contrasting inner hood, lace drawstring (for dramatic flair), and classic fit, it’ll make you feel like the cool kid on campus—if the campus were your couch, and your roommate was a drooling pug named Butters.
Key Features:
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80% Cotton, 20% Polyester Blend: Strong, soft, and stretchy—kind of like your commitment to weekend naps and avoiding adult responsibilities.
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Kangaroo Pocket: For warming your hands, hiding snacks, or storing dog treats (just don’t mix them up).
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Ribbed-Knit Cuffs & Hem: Keeps your sleeves in place while you dramatically sip tea and judge other people’s lack of pet hair on their outfits.
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Contrast Hood with Matching Drawcord: Because drama belongs in your outfit, not your relationships.
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Double Needle Stitching: Strong enough to survive wash day, tug-of-war with the dog, and your existential crises.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart),
- Tumble dry low (like your motivation on Mondays), and for the love of fluff
- Do not bleach,or dry clean unless you’re ready for chaos.
- Iron low if needed—preferably while wearing a crown.
Size Guide:
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Small: For those who actually walk their dogs instead of just dressing like it.
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Medium: The universal default of “meh, should fit.”
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Large: For layered lounging and low-effort outfit wins.
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XL: Roomy enough for snuggles, snacks, and seasonal depression.
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2XL: The size equivalent of “I’m not going out today and I’m proud.”
Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with judgmental side-eyes and your fluffiest pup for an unbeatable combo of sass and snuggle. Bonus points if your dog matches your drip.
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