Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex ComfortWash® Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
Price range: $26.07 through $32.20
This tee is softer than your dog’s ears and more loyal than your last three exes combined. Made from ring-spun cotton and dyed to look like it’s already been through life’s emotional rollercoaster (and maybe a peanut butter incident or two), this ComfortWash® shirt is the vintage vibe your dog-approved wardrobe deserves. Bonus: It’s comfy enough for a nap and classy enough to pretend you didn’t just step in something mysterious.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : comfort tee chaos, Dog Mom Humor, emotionally soft tee, pet hair couture, vintage dog shirt
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a time machine to when comfort reigned supreme and nobody judged you for wearing the same thing three days in a row (especially your dog). The ComfortWash® tee from Hanes is made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed so it looks like it already survived a few emotional support breakdowns and cuddle sessions. Soft? Check. Durable? Double check. Dog hair magnet? Obviously.
Key Features:
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than your ex’s excuses and twice as reliable.
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Vintage Washed & Garment-Dyed: Looks like it’s been through a few adventures with your pup—because it has.
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Ribbed Crewneck Collar: Lays flat, like your dog when you ask if they want a bath.
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Double-Needle Stitching: Built like your patience when your dog ignores commands in public.
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Hanes Quality: That classic, dependable t-shirt that feels like it’s been in your drawer since the great peanut butter incident of 2019.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold – Because shrinkage is the enemy.
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Gentle cycle – Like how you speak to your dog but not your partner.
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Tumble dry low – Or just lay it on the couch like everything else.
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Iron on medium heat – Only if you’re feeling brave (or bored).
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Do not dry clean – Let’s not pretend you were going to anyway.
Size Guide:
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Small: Slim fit for the dainty dog whisperer.
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Medium: Just right—like Goldilocks, but with dog slobber.
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Large: Roomy enough for you and a Chihuahua to snuggle inside.
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XL: For big personalities and even bigger snack stashes.
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2XL & 3XL: Generous comfort for those who’ve accepted dog hair as a fashion accessory.
Pro Tip: Pairs best with: messy buns, muddy paw prints, and coffee that’s been reheated three times. Wear it proudly while pretending not to cry at dog rescue videos.
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