Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Classic Crewneck T-Shirt

Sometimes you need a shirt that says, “I clean dog hair off my couch… but make it fashion.” Enter the classic crewneck tee that pairs perfectly with tail wags, muddy paw prints, and unsolicited barking at squirrels. This comfy cotton hug disguised as a t-shirt is the holy grail of casual fashion—where vintage comfort meets modern canine commitment.

Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (aka, cotton that’s had a spa day), this shirt has a classic fit and a soul. Okay, not a literal soul, but it feels soulful when you wear it.

Key Features:

• 🐾 Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton: Grown with love. Spun for sass. Worn with pride. (Heather Grey & Ash Grey contain slight non-cotton mischief.)
• 🧵 Taped Neck & Shoulders: No stretch, no stress—just structural integrity worthy of a dog mom’s patience during bath time.
• 🧼 Double Needle Hems: Reinforced like your resolve not to adopt another puppy… yet.
• 🔄 Side Seams: For those who like their structure like their relationships—supportive and holding shape.
• 🏷 Tear-Away Label: Because itchy neck tags are an actual villain origin story.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash, cold like your ex’s heart

• No bleach—your shirt’s got enough character

• Tumble dry low (because you tumble through life too)

• Iron on low if you must, but wrinkles add personality

• Do not dry clean… unless your name is Paris Hilton in 2006

Size Guide:

• Small – For the dog mom who does yoga… or tries to

• Medium – Built for average-sized legends

• Large – For big love and bigger belly rubs

• XL – Perfect for layering or lying dramatically on the floor

• 2XL – Extra fluff. Extra fabulous.

Pro Tip: Pair this shirt with a messy bun, muddy sneakers, and a coffee you forgot you made two hours ago. It’s not just a look, it’s a lifestyle. Bonus style points if there’s a dog treat in your back pocket.

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