Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Hammer™ T-Shirt

Craving a t-shirt tougher than your dog’s chew toy and more loyal than your ex? Meet the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Hammer™ Tee – made for hoomans who love dogs and demand comfort, durability, and the ability to rock pet hair like couture. With heavyweight fabric and a name like “Hammer,” this tee means business—fluff-shedding, tail-chasing, belly-rubbing business.

Whether you’re navigating a sea of squeaky toys or defending your snacks from four-legged snack bandits, this tee keeps you cool, comfy, and coated in subtle sarcasm. You didn’t choose the dog life. The dog life chose you—and this shirt knows it.

Key Features:

• 100% Preshrunk Combed Ring-Spun Cotton: So soft you’ll question if it’s secretly made from puppy cuddles.

• Modern-Classic Fit: Flattering on everyone—yes, even after three tacos and a full dog walk.

• Seamless Ribbed Collar (7/8″): Because chafing is for collars, not humans.

• Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves & Bottom: Reinforced like your dog’s resolve when chasing squirrels.

• Tear-Away Label: Rip it out like last year’s bad decisions—no scratching necessary.

Care Instructions:

• 🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• 🚫 Do not bleach (your pup will judge you)
• 🔥 Tumble dry low, like your standards during puppy adoption season
• 🧻 Iron low, steam if dramatic
• ❌ Do not dry clean (this isn’t a ball gown, Karen)

Size Guide:

• Small: For tiny humans and large chihuahuas.

• Medium: Most humans fall here—unless you share snacks, then maybe large.

• Large: For comfort, confidence, and room to stash treats.

• XL–4XL: For oversized snuggles, dramatic flair, or fashionably layered looks.

Pro Tip: This tee pairs perfectly with dog hair, judgmental side-eyes from your cat, and a venti iced latte you’ll never get to drink in peace. Grab one before your dog starts its own fashion line and leaves you behind.

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