Best Dog Mom Ever™ Unisex Heavy Faded Tee – For Those Who Love Dogs and Drama-Free Outfits
$31.32
Looking for a shirt that says “I’ve got a dog, a sense of style, and zero time for ironing”? Meet the Best Dog Mom Ever™ Unisex Heavy Faded Tee. This boxy, oversized cotton masterpiece feels like a vintage thrift store score—minus the mysterious stains. With its garment-dyed, artfully faded edges and heavyweight comfort, this tee whispers, “Yes, I rescued my dog… and probably you too.”
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : best dog mom shirt, faded cotton t-shirt, heavyweight dog mom tee, unisex oversized tee, vintage look dog shirt
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear perfectly faded tees and carry poop bags in every pocket. The Best Dog Mom Ever™ Unisex Heavy Faded Tee is your new go-to when you want to channel “I adopted my dog and also impeccable taste.” Made from heavyweight 100% carded cotton and garment-dyed for that artfully worn-in, “I woke up like this” look, this tee is basically a vintage treasure with modern-day sass. Oversized, boxy, and soft enough to nap in (and we know you will nap in it), it’s the perfect way to let the world know you’re raising a four-legged legend.
🌟 Key Features:
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100% Carded Cotton: Because only the best for your torso—and your dog’s shed fur collection.
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Heavyweight Fabric (7.1 oz/yd²): Like a bear hug in t-shirt form.
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Boxy, Oversized Fit: For comfort, confidence, and concealing those snack-related choices.
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Dropped Shoulders: Fashion says, “relaxed,” your dog says, “carry me.”
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Garment-Dyed Finish: No two are alike, just like your wildly unique canine child.
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Double-Needle Stitching: Strong enough to survive tug-of-war and surprise zoomies.
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Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy neck tags are the enemy of inner peace.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart, max 30C/90F)
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Use non-chlorine bleach if absolutely necessary
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Tumble dry low, or just hang it on your treadmill
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Iron low, only if you’re feeling fancy
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Do not dry clean (this isn’t a ballgown, Brenda)
📏 Size Guide (inches):
Size Width Length Sleeve Length S 20.00 27.75 9.00 M 21.50 29.00 9.50 L 23.25 30.50 9.50 XL 24.75 31.75 10.25 2XL 26.25 33.25 10.62 3XL 28.00 34.00 11.00 Note: These shirts are dyed after sewing, so some fading and hue variation may occur. Translation: your shirt is basically a unicorn.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tee with messy buns, muddy paw prints, and a judgmental side-eye for strangers who don’t greet your dog first. Works great as a conversation starter, dog park power move, or when you want to look effortlessly cool while apologizing for your dog’s behavior.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 21.50 23.25 24.75 26.25 28.00 Length, in 27.75 29.00 30.50 31.75 33.25 34.00 Sleeve length, in 9.00 9.50 9.50 10.25 10.62 11.00 -
$27.22 – $33.27