Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Cut & Sew Tee (AOP)
$26.70 – $34.60
Chic enough for brunch, tough enough for slobber. The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Cut & Sew Tee is your new ride-or-die for casual days, dog park dates, and dramatic re-enactments of “who chewed the couch.” With breathable polyester fabric and a tagless design (because scratchy necks are for flea collars), this tee is soft, durable, and always ready for fur-flying action. Warning: may cause excessive compliments from strangers and spontaneous tail wags.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : breathable dog apparel, casual canine couture, dog mom fashion, funny dog shirts, unisex polyester tee
Meet the t-shirt that works as hard as you do pretending you’re not covered in dog hair. The Dog Mom Fur Life Cut & Sew Tee is your new wardrobe MVP—made with premium microfiber-knit polyester and built to survive walks, woofs, and weekly wash cycles. Whether you’re doing the grocery-store catwalk or performing your dog’s favorite fetch stunt for the 14th time today, this shirt says, “Yes, I’m with the dog—and proud of it.”
🧵 Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Stronger than your pup’s willpower around bacon. Durable, wrinkle-resistant, and dries faster than your dog after a bath (okay, almost).
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Side Seams – Keeps the shirt’s shape longer than your last attempt at keeping a houseplant alive.
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Ribbed Knit Collar – Won’t stretch out even if your dog pulls it while demanding belly rubs.
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Shoulder Tape – Stabilizes seams better than your caffeine stabilizes your mood.
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Fabric Weight Options – Choose between “I like a gentle breeze” (4.0 oz) or “I want my tee to feel like a hug” (6.0 oz).
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (because your shirt deserves spa treatment).
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Use gentle cycle (like your voice when calling your dog after they’ve eaten your sock).
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Do not bleach (even if you spilled wine—again).
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Tumble dry low heat (not lava mode).
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Do not iron (this shirt is already smooth, unlike your dating life).
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Do not dry clean (you’re not Beyoncé, let’s be real).
📏 Size Guide:
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Small – For snack-size dog parents.
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Medium – Like your coffee: not too strong, not too mild.
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Large – Roomy enough for cuddles and crumbs.
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XL to 3XL – Because dog moms come in all fabulous shapes and sizes. Snug where you want it, relaxed where you need it.
💡 Pro Tip: Pairs beautifully with dog fur, leash burns, and the judgment of non-dog owners. Add oversized sunnies, a messy bun, and a giant iced coffee to complete the “Yes, I’m a Dog Mom—what’s your superpower?” aesthetic.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 19.02 20.51 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.48 Length, in 29.02 30.00 30.98 32.01 32.99 34.02 Sleeve length, in 8.46 8.74 9.06 9.37 9.65 9.96 -