Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Moisture Wicking Tee
Price range: $31.78 through $38.95
Whether you’re chasing balls (golf or tennis—we don’t judge) or just chasing the dream of being noticed at the dog park, this moisture-wicking tee has your back… literally. Light as a feather, tougher than your Monday motivation, and dry faster than your dog dodges bath time. Bonus: it won’t fade, even if your energy does by 3 p.m.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom workout shirt, funny moisture wicking top, posicharge polyester tee, sarcastic gym tee, unisex athletic sarcasm
Are you sweating through life one fetch at a time? Meet your new best friend (besides your dog): the Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Moisture-Wicking Tee. Engineered for the athlete, the dog wrangler, and the couch marathoner alike, this tee is all about staying cool while looking hotter than your dog’s paws on pavement. It’s ultra-light, moisture-wicking, and packed with PosiCharge® magic to keep your colors popping and your dog hair camouflaged.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester (Zero Guilt Included): Tougher than your pup’s chew toy and dries faster than you can say “squirrel!”
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Light as a Feather (3.8 oz/yd²): So airy, even your dog might mistake it for a flying disc.
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Regular Fit: For those who prefer comfort over contour—because snacks exist.
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Double Needle Hems: Strong enough to survive tug-of-war and accidental fence snags.
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Self-Fabric Collar: Matches the rest of the shirt. Because your style should be as consistent as your dog’s obsession with squirrels.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F): Because your shirt deserves a spa day, not a hot tub.
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Do not bleach: Unless you’re into abstract polka dots nobody asked for.
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Do not tumble dry: Air dry like a laundry model in a breezy commercial.
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Do not iron: Wrinkles are just fabric’s way of saying, “I’ve lived.”
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Do not dry clean: You’re not royalty. Neither is your shirt. Skip the tuxedo treatment.
Size Guide:
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XS – For those who shop in the “fun size” aisle and still have room to twirl.
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S – Slightly snack-sized but still bringing main-character energy.
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M – The universal translator of t-shirt sizes: not too tight, not too Titanic.
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L – Built for bold moves, broad gestures, and maybe a burrito or two.
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XL – For when your personality (and your shoulders) need room to breathe.
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2XL–4XL – Big, bold, and ready to conquer the couch, the gym, or a dog park runway.
Pro Tip: Pair with joggers, sneakers, and your best “I swear I had control of my dog five seconds ago” expression. Perfect for agility courses, dog park politics, or competitive snack stealing from your pup.
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