Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
$20.32 – $27.02
This Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Softstyle Tee is softer than your dog’s guilty face when they’ve chewed your favorite shoes. Made with ethically sourced cotton and stitched like it’s holding secrets, this shirt is the holy grail of comfort and sass. Whether you’re out walking your pup or pretending you don’t see the fur tumbleweeds rolling across your floor, this tee’s got your back (literally). Casual? Yes. Comfy? Extremely. Covered in dog hair? Absolutely.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : casual canine couture, Dog Mom Humor, Fur Baby Fashion, softstyle tee for hoomans, unisex dog shirt
Ready to embrace your canine obsession in buttery-soft style? The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is what happens when comfort, conscience, and pet-parent pride collide. Made from ring-spun cotton so soft, your dog might steal it (you’ve been warned), this tee is ethically sourced, fashionably classic, and tailor-made for humans who speak fluent bark. Whether you’re brunching, walking the pup, or pretending to fold laundry while watching dog TikToks, this shirt gets you.
Key Features:
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton: So soft it makes clouds jealous. (Blended with polyester in Heather options for extra tail-wagging durability.)
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Classic Fit + Crew Neck: Pairs perfectly with anything from jeans to dog hair-covered joggers.
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No Side Seams: Because chafing is so last decade.
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Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Fancy talk for “won’t fall apart when your dog thinks it’s a tug toy.”
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Tear-Away Label: Because you already have enough things irritating your neck (like collars, leashes, and work emails).
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
- Tumble dry low.
- Iron on low heat if needed, don’t bleach, and for the love of fur babies—do not dry clean.
Size Guide:
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XS: For the minimalists (and people who still fit into high school clothes).
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S: Slightly snack-fed frame—great for brisk walks and casual dog-chasing.
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M: Universally chill, a crowd-pleaser for most torso shapes.
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L: Roomy enough to layer or hide a pocketful of dog treats.
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XL: Because extra love (and belly rubs) deserves extra space.
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2XL–5XL: Big on comfort, big on bark energy. Designed for humans who enjoy space, airflow, and being the comfiest person in the room.
Pro Tip: If your dog sheds like it’s their part-time job, go for a heather color. It hides fur like a pro and helps you fake cleanliness on laundry day. Bonus: Matches perfectly with the “I have my life together” illusion.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 -