Best Dog Mom Ever Tritan™ Water Bottle – Hydration With a Side of Sass
$18.97
Stay hydrated like the fabulous dog mom you are with this sassy, spill-resistant Tritan water bottle! It’s BPA-free, eco-friendly, and totally judgment-free—even if it’s filled with iced coffee instead of water. Comes in two sizes, because hydration (like your dog’s love) should never be limited.
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Stay paws-itively hydrated with a bottle that’s as reusable as your dog’s excuses for stealing your spot on the couch. This eco-friendly Tritan™ water bottle comes in two sizes and is basically your new BFF (Best Flask Forever). It’s BPA-free, spill-resistant, and ready to follow you from yoga class to the dog park without judging your life choices or number of treats in your pocket.
Key Features:
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Tritan Construction: Tougher than your dog’s favorite chew toy. Shatter-resistant and odor-resistant, too.
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Screw-On Lid With Straw: Because hydration should be sipped, not spilled—especially when you’re mid-walk with 13 poop bags in one hand.
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BPA-Free: Just like your dating profile: clean, safe, and slightly misunderstood.
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Personalizable: Add your name, your dog’s name, or a passive-aggressive reminder that this is your bottle now, Karen.
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Two Sizes Available: 16.9oz and 25oz. Because hydration levels depend on how many squirrels your dog spots.
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only. (Don’t even think about the dishwasher unless you enjoy melted bottle art.)
Size Guide:
Size Height (in) Diameter (in) 16.9oz 6.50 2.80 25oz 9.49 2.80 Pro Tip: Pair it with a judgmental glance and a head tilt for maximum “hydration superiority” at the dog park. Bonus points if you sip dramatically during gossip.
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16.9oz Height, in 6.50 Diameter, in 2.80 -