Dog Mom Fur Life Vacuum Thermal Tumbler 40oz
$16.28
Need a gallon of coffee just to dog-parent properly? Meet your new emotional support tumbler. The Dog Mom Fur Life™ Vacuum Thermal Tumbler holds 40 ounces of liquid sanity, keeps it hot or cold longer than your last situationship, and comes with a handle so you can juggle leash, keys, and dignity—barely.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog mom coffee tumbler, funny dog lover mug, giant emotional support drinkware, insulated chaos cup, sarcastic travel mug
Meet your hydration soul mate—because if you’re going to survive the daily chaos of leash tangles, mud puddles, and judgmental stares at the dog park, you’re going to need 40 ounces of hot/cold caffeinated courage. This beast of a tumbler is built for dog moms who sip with sass and carry emotional support beverages like a badge of honor.
Key Features:
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Stainless Steel Sass: Rust-resistant, chaos-proof, and dog drool-approved.
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Hot or Cold Drama Storage: Keeps beverages piping hot or icy cold so your drink doesn’t suffer the mood swings you do.
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Resealable Lid: Flip top = adult sippy cup. No shame.
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Convenient Handle: For easy clutching during walk-of-shame strolls to the dog groomer.
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Unprinted Rim: A classy, stainless-steel crown for your royal hydration needs.
Care Instructions:
- Hand Wash Only – Treat this tumbler like your dog’s favorite squeaky toy: don’t toss it in the dishwasher, or it might come out with trust issues. Use warm water, mild soap, and a little elbow grease (or dog hair, whichever’s handier).
Size Guide:
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Capacity: 40oz (a.k.a. the size of your unresolved stress)
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Design: Rounded corners and a handle made for gripping when you’re juggling 3 leashes and no patience.
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Reminder: The top rim stays unprinted for that sleek, minimalist moment.
Pro Tip: Pair this tumbler with an overworked hoodie, a crusty tennis ball, and a pocket full of emergency treats to complete your official Dog Mom Starter Pack™.
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