Dog Mom Fur Life Can Holder
$23.68
Keep your drink cold and your dog mom reputation cooler with the Dog Mom Fur Life™ Can Holder. Vacuum-insulated, sass-approved, and judgment-free, this stainless steel lifesaver holds your 12oz can like it holds your sanity — tightly and with a locking gasket. No sweat, no spills, and no shame in sipping a “sparkling emotional support beverage” at the dog park.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : cold drink lifesaver, dog mom can holder, dog park drinkware, funny insulated koozie, pet parent party gear
Because warm drinks and hot messes don’t mix, the Dog Mom Fur Life™ Can Holder is here to save your summer — one gloriously cold beverage at a time. Designed for the multitasking miracle worker who can open a can, toss a tennis ball, and dodge muddy paw prints all in one motion, this vacuum-insulated stainless steel beauty keeps your 12oz can or bottle icy-fresh while you pretend to have it all together.
Featuring a black screw-on lid with a rubber gasket (a.k.a. beverage body armor), it’s got serious grip, no-slip sass, and no sweat — unlike you, chasing your dog down the block after he escaped again.
✨ Key Features:
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Stainless Steel Body: Rust-resistant, sass-resistant, and built tougher than your last date.
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Double-Wall Insulation: Cold on the inside, chill on the outside — like your ability to handle chaos.
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No Sweat Technology: No condensation. No water rings. No passive-aggressive coasters needed.
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Cold Air Lockdown: Rubber gasket seals in the chill like your dog seals in judgment when you skip the walk.
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Dishwasher Safe: Because handwashing is for chew toys and emotional support mugs.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Dishwasher safe — finally, something in your life that can handle being rinsed off and spun around without falling apart.
- Prefer the personal touch?
- Hand wash with warm water and dish soap, while humming the Mission: Impossible theme.
📏 Size Guide:
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One-Can Wonder: Built to hold a standard 12oz can or bottle — soda, seltzer, or the beverage that helps you survive the dog park drama.
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Not Too Tall, Not Too Wide: Just the right size to grip with one hand while you untangle the leash with the other.
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Fits Cup Holders & Chaos: Because life’s too short for drinks that don’t fit your vibe.
💡 Pro Tip: Want to look like a responsible adult at the dog park while secretly sipping hard seltzer? This can holder’s got you covered. Literally. It’s stealthy, stylish, and will never spill your secrets — or your drink.
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12oz Height, in 4.84 Diameter, in 3.11 -