Dog Mom Fur Life Chill Wine Tumbler
$21.07
Sip like you mean it with the Dog Mom Fur Life Chill Wine Tumbler—your loyal sidekick for keeping rosé frosty, coffee toasty, and your sass levels dangerously high. With double-wall insulation and a spill-resistant lid (because accidents happen when you’re laughing at your own jokes), this tumbler is basically the emotional support chalice you never knew you needed. Cheers to hydration, sarcasm, and pet hair in places science can’t explain.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog mom tumbler, fur life essentials, insulated sassware, tail-wagging drinkware, wine not accessories
Because nothing says “I love my dog and a chilled cabernet” like a wine tumbler built for queens of both cuddles and cocktails. Whether you’re relaxing after a day of barking orders (literally) or hiding from your responsibilities behind a tasteful rosé, this stainless steel sidekick is here to keep things cool—or hot, depending on your drama level.
Key Features:
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18/8 Food-Grade Stainless Steel: Tougher than your dog’s attitude during a vet visit. Rust-resistant, stain-resistant, and judgment-resistant.
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Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation: Keeps your wine colder than your ex’s heart for 12 hours, or your mulled wine hot for 6—because you’re a woman of seasonal mystery.
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Press-On Lid with Slide Closure: BPA-free and built to prevent spills, even when the tail-wagging gets wild.
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Full-Wrap Horizontal Stipple Print: Because basic tumblers are for basic humans. Yours should scream “dog mom but make it fashion.”
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Compact & Durable: Stemless, seamless, and fabulous—just like you after 3 sips.
Care Instructions:
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Hand Wash Only: Your tumbler is high-maintenance and dishwasher-averse—give it a gentle spa day instead.
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No Harsh Cleaners: Keep it classy, not chemical.
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Avoid Soaking: It’s a wine tumbler, not a hot tub.
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Dry Thoroughly: Because even stainless steel needs a little TLC.
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Do Not Microwave: This isn’t popcorn—it’s steel. Don’t start a kitchen fire trying to heat up your Pinot.
Size Guide:
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Height: 4.5″ – Petite enough for your purse, fierce enough for your picnic.
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Top Diameter: 3.11″ – Just wide enough for ice cubes or judgmental stares.
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Base Diameter: 2.75″ – Stable, even when your life isn’t.
Pro Tip: Always keep it filled—empty tumblers invite bad decisions. Also works for coffee if you’re pretending to be a responsible adult.
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12oz Height, in 4.50 Rim diameter, in 3.11 Base diameter, in 2.75 -