Dog Mom Fur Life Plush Fleece Blanket
$23.93 – $57.18
Wrap yourself in the kind of comfort that screams, “I own 37 dog photos and zero regrets.” The Dog Mom Fur Life Plush Fleece Blanket is fluffier than a freshly groomed Poodle and warmer than your dog’s unsolicited kisses. It’s the snuggle buddy that doesn’t steal the covers—unless your dog does first.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : cozy dog lover gift, dog mom blanket, fleece snuggle gear, funny pet blanket, sarcastic home comfort
Say hello to your new fluffy soulmate. This plush fleece blanket is softer than your pup’s belly and warmer than your ex’s apologies. Whether you’re binging dog videos or actually spending time with your real-life fur baby, this blanket wraps you in tail-wagging comfort. Available in three sizes to suit all snuggle ambitions—lap naps to full-blown Netflix hibernations.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Strong, stretchy, and as committed to comfort as a Labrador to leftovers.
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Vibrant Colors: Printed with high-res magic that makes your designs pop louder than your dog barking at a leaf.
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Flat Folded Edge: Sewn to survive couch battles, blanket forts, and spontaneous puppy zoomies.
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Lightweight: Like wrapping yourself in a cloud that’s been trained to cuddle.
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One-Sided Print: Design shines on the front, snuggle is mandatory on the back.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) on gentle cycle.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry if your laundry room is as moody as your Chihuahua.
- Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean—this blanket is delicate, like your sanity after stepping on a squeaky toy at 3am.
Size Guide:
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30″ × 40″ – Toddler-size or lap snuggles. Ideal for tiny humans or extremely spoiled Pomeranians.
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50″ × 60″ – Classic throw size. Your Netflix-and-nap essential.
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60″ × 80″ – Blanket royalty. Covers a full-grown adult and their dog (plus the emotional baggage).
Pro Tip: This blanket pairs perfectly with a glass of wine, a sleepy dog, and absolutely no responsibilities. Bonus points if your pup shares. (Spoiler: They won’t.)
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