Dog Mom Fur Life Throw Blanket
$31.37
Caution: Once wrapped in the Dog Mom Fur Life Throw Blanket, you may develop an incurable case of couch commitment. Crafted for legendary loungers and fur-baby fanatics alike, this silky-soft fleece blanket is your all-access pass to binge-watching, belly rubs (for the dog, mostly), and avoiding adult responsibilities in style. One size fits most humans—and all spoiled dogs.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : barking mad comfort, canine cuddle couture, dog mom throw blanket, fur baby fleece fashion, snuggle gear for humans
Brace yourself for snuggly greatness. The Dog Mom Fur Life Throw Blanket is your official license to cancel plans, binge dog documentaries, and snooze until your pup says it’s walkies time. Made from silky-soft 100% polyester and trimmed with a no-nonsense flat folded edge, this blanket isn’t just cozy—it’s a lifestyle choice. One size fits all (unless your dog steals it first).
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Soft, light, and the superhero of synthetic fabrics—because dog hair doesn’t deserve permanent residency.
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Vibrant Colors: Printed so vividly it might distract your dog from barking at the mailman (we said might).
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Flat Folded Edge: Sleek. Strong. Unflappable. Just like your love for your fur baby.
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Soft & Plush: So plush you’ll consider naming it your emotional support blanket.
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Anti-Pill Finish: Built to withstand aggressive cuddles and judgmental laundry cycles.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)
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Tumble dry low (like your expectations for personal space)
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No bleach, no ironing, no dry cleaning (we’re blanket people, not rocket scientists)
Size Guide:
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50″ × 60″ (127cm × 152.4cm) – Big enough for one human, one dog, and a lifetime supply of snacks.
Pro Tip: Gift it to your favorite dog mom, or keep it for yourself and lie about gifting it. We won’t tell. But your dog might.
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White base Width, in 50.00 Length , in 60.00 -