Dog Mom Fur Life Woven Blanket

Wrap yourself in the majestic splendor of 100% cotton comfort and a lifetime supply of dog hair (optional, but encouraged). Whether you’re showcasing your pupper’s glamour shot or a bold graphic tribute to your fur-maternal instincts, this woven blanket doesn’t just say “I’m a Dog Mom”—it SCREAMS it, in cozy, cotton-threaded chorus. Display it like art. Snuggle it like your four-legged soulmate. Forget laundry—this is heirloom material.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Cotton (Also known as the fluff of the gods): Spun with fibers that are tougher than your dog’s attitude at the vet.

• Two Artistic Personalities:

  • Photo Variant – Captures every whisker, tongue flick, and zoomie blur in crisp detail.

  • Artwork Variant – Best for bold, graphic designs that bark louder than words.

• Fringed Like a Rockstar: Colorful edges that say, “Yes, I made this blanket part of my personality.”

• Woven Threads: No boring flat prints—this is texture-rich and woven to impress both humans and hounds.

• Size Options: From “personal snuggle” to “the dog and I both need space.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because hot water is just rude), gentle cycle only—this blanket’s got class.
• Mild detergent, please.
• Tumble dry low or lay it out while your dog stares judgmentally.
• Bleach? Only if you’re living on the edge.

📏 Size Guide:

• 52″ × 37″ – For solo snuggling or when the dog insists on hogging most of it.

• 60″ × 50″ – The Goldilocks zone of lounging: not too big, not too small.

• 80″ × 60″ – Built for movie nights, emotional support animals, and existential crises.

💡 Pro Tip: Choose the Photo Variant if you want to immortalize your fur child’s modeling portfolio. Choose the Artwork Variant if your style says “bold, unapologetic, and possibly covered in paw prints.” Either way, it’s cuddle-approved and judgment-free—even if you cry during dog food commercials.

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