Dog Mom Fur Life Cotton Cosmetic Bag
$9.12 – $10.65
For the dog mom whose eyeliner shares space with milk bones and emergency squeaky toys. This cotton cosmetic bag is durable, lightweight, and perfectly chaotic—just like your life. Available in sizes that range from “just the essentials” to “I packed my emotional baggage too.”
Categories : Accessories, Travel Accessories
Tag : bark and beauty pouch, cosmetic chaos controller, Dog Mom Essentials, fur-covered fabulousness, glam on the go bag
No judgment here—your lipstick and lint rollers can absolutely coexist. This cotton cosmetic bag is for the dog mom who carries snacks for both species and still manages to look flawless. Made from durable cotton drill and available in five “just-right” sizes, it’s ready for rogue mascara, emergency poop bags, or that mysterious crumb collection you swore you didn’t pack.
🐾 Key Features:
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100% Cotton Drill: Strong enough to survive tail wags, treat explosions, and makeup meltdowns.
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All-Over Print: Bold designs that say, “Yes, I own more dog hair than shoes.”
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Zipper Closure: White or black plastic—chosen like the fashion accessory it is.
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Five Handy Sizes: Because your chaos comes in small, medium, and “I’m not unpacking ever again.”
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Lightweight: Like your grip on reality during bath time.
🐾 Care Instructions:
- Spot clean only. Mild soap + water + patience = success.
- Do not machine wash unless you’re trying to start a new abstract art movement.
🐾 Size Guide:
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Tiny but Mighty: Just enough for the 3 things you actually use.
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Chic Survival Pouch: Slightly bigger, perfect for makeup and mutt mints.
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Midlife Crisis Size: Fits beauty tools, guilt snacks, and chew toys.
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Weekend Warrior: Makeup, meds, backup scrunchies, dog bandana.
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Full-On Dog Mom Mode: Packs like a small suitcase. Probably overkill. Still fabulous.
🐾 Pro Tip: This bag makes an excellent “emotional support pouch” on stressful days. Fill it with gum, paw balm, 3 concealers you’ll never use, and a picture of your dog for spiritual balance.
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6.7″ × 4.7” 7.1″ × 5.9″ 8.3″ × 7.1″ 10.2″ × 8.3″ 10.6″ × 9.5″ Length, in 6.70 7.10 8.30 10.20 10.60 Height, in 4.70 5.90 7.10 8.30 9.50 Width, in 2.40 2.40 2.40 2.40 2.40 -
$9.12 – $10.65