Dog Mom Fur Life Coaster
$5.05
This coaster isn’t just a pretty square face—it’s a hardworking, high-gloss, anti-slip superhero. Crafted from MDF and sass, it protects your table like it’s guarding the crown jewels (aka your third iced latte of the morning). Fancy on top, raw on the bottom—just like your sense of humor.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : anti-ring activist, dog mom coaster, MDF sass pad, sarcastic table saver, spill squad elite
Raise a glass, Dog Moms — this high-gloss coaster is here to protect your furniture from your caffeine-fueled rants and celebratory wine swirls. Crafted from durable MDF (which is basically the superhero of wood particles), it’s stylish enough for brunch, bold enough for barky happy hours, and practical enough for any paws-itively chaotic household.
Key Features:
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100% MDF (Medium-Doggo-Fierceboard?): Sturdy, durable, and ready for whatever your cup throws at it — tea, coffee, or emotional support wine.
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High-Gloss Finish: Shiny enough to distract you from your dog chewing your remote again.
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Non-Slip Bottom: Won’t slide off your table no matter how dramatic your hand gestures get during gossip hour.
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REACH-Certified Inks: Because your coaster deserves eco-fabulous ink too.
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Furniture’s Best Friend: Keeps your table stain-free while giving your mug a throne.
Care Instructions:
- Wipe away the chaos (and crumbs) with a clean, dry microfiber cloth.
- No soap operas or dishwashers necessary.
Size Guide:
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Width: 3.54″ (9 cm) – Just wide enough to support your caffeine addiction and your dog’s treat jar when you’re not looking.
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Height: 3.54″ (9 cm) – Tall enough to be noticed, short enough not to steal the spotlight from your dramatic mug.
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Thickness: 0.12″ (3.17 mm) – Thicker than your patience during Zoom calls and just as essential.
Pro Tip: Pair this coaster with your pet’s judgmental stare and a cup of something steamy to create the ultimate passive-aggressive power hour.
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